’Nam vitiis nemo sine nascitur:  optimus ille est,
      Qui minimis urgentur’——­saith Horace).

Now, Sir, if I may be named for this ‘blessed’ employment, (for, ’Blessed is the peace-maker!’) I will hasten to London; and (as I know Miss had always a ‘great regard’ to the ‘function’ I have the honour to be of) I have no doubt of making myself acceptable to her, and to bring her, by ‘sound arguments,’ and ‘good advice,’ into a ‘liking of life,’ which must be the ‘first step’ to her ‘recovery’:  for, when the ‘mind’ is ’made easy,’ the ‘body’ will not ‘long suffer’; and the ‘love of life’ is a ‘natural passion,’ that is soon ‘revived,’ when fortune turneth about, and smileth: 

      ’Vivere quisque diu, quamvis & egenus & ager,
      Optat.——­ ——­ ——­’ Ovid.

And the sweet Lucan truly observeth,

      ’——­——­ Fatis debentibus annos
      Mors invita subit.——­ ——­’

And now, Sir, let me tell you what shall be the ‘tenor’ of my ‘pleadings’ with her, and ‘comfortings’ of her, as she is, as I may say, a ’learned lady’; and as I can ‘explain’ to her ‘those sentences,’ which she cannot so readily ‘construe herself’:  and this in order to convince ‘you’ (did you not already ‘know’ my ‘qualifications’) how well qualified I ‘am’ for the ‘christian office’ to which I commend myself.

I will, in the first place, put her in mind of the ’common course of things’ in this ‘sublunary world,’ in which ‘joy’ and ‘sorrow, sorrow’ and joy,’ succeed one another by turns’; in order to convince her, that her griefs have been but according to ‘that’ common course of things: 

      ‘Gaudia post luctus veniunt, post gaudia luctus.’

Secondly, I will remind her of her own notable description of ‘sorrow,’ whence she was once called upon to distinguish wherein ‘sorrow, grief,’ and ‘melancholy,’ differed from each other; which she did ‘impromptu,’ by their ‘effects,’ in a truly admirable manner, to the high satisfaction of every one:  I myself could not, by ‘study,’ have distinguished ‘better,’ nor more ’concisely’—­sorrow, said she, ‘wears’; grief ‘tears’; but melancholy ‘sooths.’

My inference to her shall be, that since a happy reconciliation will take place, ‘grief’ will be banished; ‘sorrow’ dismissed; and only sweet ‘melancholy’ remain to ‘sooth’ and ‘indulge’ her contrite ‘heart,’ and show to all the world the penitent sense she hath of her great error.

Thirdly, That her ’joys,’* when restored to health and favour, will be the greater, the deeper her griefs were.

* ‘Joy,’ let me here observe, my dear Sir, by way of note, is not absolutely inconsistent with ‘melancholy’; a ‘soft gentle joy,’ not a ‘rapid,’ not a ‘rampant joy,’ however; but such a ‘joy,’ as shall lift her ‘temporarily’ out of her ‘soothing melancholy,’ and then ’let her down gently’ into it again; for ‘melancholy,’ to be sure, her ‘reflection’ will generally make to be her state.