you how anxious I am not to do so, but movement is
so indispensable to me! I am always seated—and,
to me, it is quite a luxury to be able to move about
for a minute or two. I purpose, in fact, to go
through a course of calisthenics. The trapeze
is said to stand in high favor amongst State counselors—counselors
in office, even amongst privy counselors. Nowadays,
in fact, gymnastics have become a positive science.
As for these duties of our office, these examinations,
all this formality—you yourself, you will
remember, touched upon the topic just now, batuchka—these
examinations, and so forth, sometimes perplex the
magistrate much more than the man under suspicion.
You said as much just now with as much sense as accuracy.”
(Raskolnikoff had made no statement of the kind.) “One
gets confused, one loses the thread of the investigation.
Yet, as far as our judicial customs go, I agree with
you fully. Where, for instance, is there a man
under suspicion of some kind or other, were it even
the most thick-headed moujik, who does not know that
the magistrate will commence by putting all sorts
of out-of-the-way questions to take him off the scent
(if I may be allowed to use your happy simile), and
that then he suddenly gives him one between the eyes?
A blow of the ax on his sinciput (if again I may be
permitted to use your ingenious metaphor)? Hah,
hah! And do you mean to say that when I spoke
to you about quarters provided by the State, that—hah,
hah! You are very caustic. But I won’t
revert to that again. By-and-by!—one
remark produces another, one thought attracts another—but
you were talking just now of the practice or form
in vogue with the examining magistrate. But what
is this form? You know as I do that in many cases
the form means nothing at all. Occasionally a
simple conversation, a friendly interview, brings
about a more certain result. The practice or
form will never die out—I can vouch for
that; but what, after all, is the form, I ask once
more? You can’t compel an examining magistrate
to be hampered or bound by it everlastingly. His
duty or method is, in its way, one of the liberal
professions or something very much like it.”
Porphyrius Petrovitch stopped a moment to take breath. He kept on talking, now uttering pure nonsense, now again introducing, in spite of this trash, an occasional enigmatical remark, after which he went on with his insipidities. His tramp about the room was more like a race—he moved his stout legs more and more quickly, without looking up; his right hand was thrust deep in the pocket of his coat, whilst with the left he unceasingly gesticulated in a way unconnected with his observations. Raskolnikoff noticed, or fancied he noticed, that, whilst running round and round the room, he had twice stopped near the door, seeming to listen. “Does he expect something?” he asked himself.


