The Atlantic Monthly, Volume 09, No. 54, April, 1862 eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 325 pages of information about The Atlantic Monthly, Volume 09, No. 54, April, 1862.

The Atlantic Monthly, Volume 09, No. 54, April, 1862 eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 325 pages of information about The Atlantic Monthly, Volume 09, No. 54, April, 1862.
events, I am sometimes inclined to think that they are wiser than we, and am willing to wait till we have made this continent once more a place where freemen can live in security and honour, before assuming any further responsibility.  This is the view taken by my neighbour Habakkuk Sloansure, Esq., the president of our bank, whose opinion in the practical affairs of life has great weight with me, as I have generally found it to be justified by the event, and whose counsel, had I followed it, would have saved me from an unfortunate investment of a considerable part of the painful economies of half a century in the Northwest-Passage Tunnel.  After a somewhat animated discussion with this gentleman, a few days since, I expanded, on the audi alteram partem principle, something which he happened to say by way of illustration, into the following fable.

  FESTINA LENTE.

  Once on a time there was a pool
  Fringed all about with flag-leaves cool
  And spotted with cow-lilies garish,
  Of frogs and pouts the ancient parish. 
  Alders the creaking redwings sink on,
  Tussocks that house blithe Bob o’ Lincoln. 
  Hedged round the unassailed seclusion,
  Where muskrats piled their cells Carthusian;
  And many a moss-embroidered log,
  The watering-place of summer frog,
  Slept and decayed with patient skill,
  As watering-places sometimes will.

  Now in this Abbey of Theleme,
  Which realized the fairest dream
  That ever dozing bull-frog had,
  Sunned on a half-sunk lily-pad,
  There rose a party with a mission
  To mend the polliwogs’ condition,
  Who notified the selectmen
  To call a meeting there and then. 
  “Some kind of steps.” they said, “are needed;
  They don’t come on so fast as we did: 
  Let’s dock their tails; if that don’t make ’em
  Frogs by brevet, the Old One take ’em! 
  That boy, that came the other day
  To dig some flag-root down this way,
  His jack-knife left, and ’t is a sign
  That Heaven approves of our design: 
  ’T were wicked not to urge the step on,
  When Providence has sent the weapon.”

Old croakers, deacons of the mire, That led the deep batrachiain choir, Uk!  Uk!  Caronk! with bass that might Have left Lablache’s out of sight, Shook knobby heads, and said, “No go!  You’d better let ’em try to grow:  Old Doctor Time is slow, but still He does know how to make a pill.”

  But vain was all their hoarsest bass,
  Their old experience out of place,
  And, spite of croaking and entreating,
  The vote was carried in marsh-meeting.

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