was not then quite so common as it will be. I
shall talk of a secret for roasting a wild boar and
a whole pack of hounds alive, without hurting them,
so that the whole chase may be brought up to table;
and for this secret, the Duke of Newcastle’s
grandson, if he can ever get a son, is to give a hundred
thousand pounds. Then the delightfulness of having
whole groves of humming-birds, tame tigers taught
to fetch and carry, pocket spying-glasses to see all
that is doing in China, with a thousand other toys,
which we now look upon as impracticable, and which
pert posterity would laugh in one’s face for
staring at, while they are offering rewards for perfecting
discoveries, of the principles of which we have not
the least conception! If ever this book should
come forth, I must expect to have all the learned
in arms against me, who measure all knowledge backward:
some of them have discovered symptoms of all arts in
Homer; and Pineda,[2] had so much faith in the accomplishments
of his ancestors, that he believed Adam understood
all sciences but politics. But as these great
champions for our forefathers are dead, and Boileau
not alive to hitch me into a verse with Perrault,
I am determined to admire the learning of posterity,
especially being convinced that half our present knowledge
sprung from discovering the errors of what had formerly
been called so. I don’t think I shall ever
make any great discoveries myself, and therefore shall
be content to propose them to my descendants, like
my Lord Bacon,[3] who, as Dr. Shaw says very prettily
in his preface to Boyle, “had the art of inventing
arts:” or rather like a Marquis of Worcester,
of whom I have seen a little book which he calls “A
Century of Inventions,"[4] where he has set down a
hundred machines to do impossibilities with, and not
a single direction how to make the machines themselves.
[Footnote 1: It is worth noting that these predictions
that “it will be common to remove oaks a hundred
and fifty years old” has been verified many
years since; at least, if not in the case of oaks,
in that of large elms and ashtrees. In 1850 Mr.
Paxton offered to a Committee of the House of Commons
to undertake to remove the large elm which was standing
on the ground proposed for the Crystal Palace of the
Exhibition of 1851, and his master, the Duke of Devonshire,
has since that time removed many trees of very large
size from one part of his grounds to another; and
similarly the “making of trout rivers”
has been carried out in many places, even in our most
distant colonies, by Mr. Buckland’s method of
raising the young fish from roe in boxes and distributing
them in places where they were needed.]
[Footnote 2: Pineda was a Spanish Jesuit of the
seventeenth century, and a voluminous writer.]