when on a sudden your brother rose, and made such
a speech[1]—but I wish anybody was to give
you the account except me, whom you will think partial:
but you will hear enough of it, to confirm anything
I can say. Imagine fire, rapidity, argument,
knowledge, wit, ridicule, grace, spirit; all pouring
like a torrent, but without clashing. Imagine
the House in a tumult of continued applause, imagine
the Ministers thunderstruck; lawyers abashed and almost
blushing, for it was on their quibbles and evasions
he fell most heavily, at the same time answering a
whole session of arguments on the side of the court.
No, it was
unique; you can neither conceive
it, nor the exclamations it occasioned. Ellis,
the Forlorn Hope, Ellis presented himself in the gap,
till the ministers could recover themselves, when on
a sudden Lord George Sackville
led up the Blues;
spoke with as much warmth as your brother had, and
with great force continued the attack which he had
begun. Did not I tell you he would take this part?
I was made privy to it; but this is far from all you
are to expect. Lord North in vain rumbled about
his mustard-bowl, and endeavoured alone to outroar
a whole party: him and Forrester, Charles Townshend
took up, but less well than usual. His jealousy
of your brother’s success, which was very evident,
did not help him to shine. There were several
other speeches, and, upon the whole, it was a capital
debate; but Plutus is so much more persuasive an orator
than your brother or Lord George, that we divided
but 122 against 217. Lord Strange, who had agreed
to the question, did not dare to vote for it, and
declared off; and George Townshend, who had actually
voted for it on Friday, now voted against us.
Well! upon the whole, I heartily wish this administration
may last: both their characters and abilities
are so contemptible, that I am sure we can be in no
danger from prerogative when trusted to such hands!
[Footnote 1: Walpole must have exaggerated the
merits of this speech; for Conway was never remarkable
for eloquence. Indeed, Walpole himself, in his
“Memoirs of George II.,” quotes Mr. Hutchinson,
the Prime Serjeant in Ireland, contrasting him with
Lord G. Sackville, “Lord George having parts,
but no integrity; Conway integrity, but no parts:
and now they were governed by one who had neither.”
And Walpole’s comment on this comparison is:
“There was more wit than truth in this description.
Conway’s parts, though not brilliant, were solid”
(vol. ii. p. 246). In his “Life of Pitt”
Lord Stanhope describes him as “a man who, in
the course of a long public life, had shown little
vigour or decision, but who was much respected for
his honourable character and moderate counsels”
(c. 5).]
Before I have done with Charles Townshend, I must
tell you one of his admirable bon mots.
Miss Draycote, the great fortune, is grown very fat;
he says her tonnage is become equal to her poundage.