Lord Effingham and the Duke of Bedford were but untoward
knights errant; and Lord Talbot had not much more
dignity than the figure of General Monk in the Abbey.
The habit of the peers is unbecoming to the last degree;
but the peeresses made amends for all defects.
Your daughter Richmond, Lady Kildare, and Lady Pembroke
were as handsome as the Graces. Lady Rochford,
Lady Holdernesse, and Lady Lyttelton looked exceedingly
well in that their day; and for those of the day before,
the Duchess of Queensbury, Lady Westmoreland and Lady
Albemarle were surprising. Lady Harrington was
noble at a distance, and so covered with diamonds,
that you would have thought she had bid somebody or
other, like Falstaff,
rob me the Exchequer.
Lady Northampton was very magnificent too, and looked
prettier than I have seen her of late. Lady Spencer
and Lady Bolingbroke were not the worst figures there.
The Duchess of Ancaster [Mistress of the Robes] marched
alone after the Queen with much majesty; and there
were two new Scotch peeresses that pleased everybody,
Lady Sutherland and Lady Dunmore.
Per contra,
were Lady P——, who had put a wig
on, and old E——, who had scratched
hers off; Lady S——, the Dowager
E——, and a Lady Say and Sele, with
her tresses coal-black, and her hair coal-white.
Well! it was all delightful, but not half so charming
as its being over. The gabble one heard about
it for six weeks before, and the fatigue of the day,
could not well be compensated by a mere puppet-show;
for puppet-show it was, though it cost a million.
The Queen is so gay that we shall not want sights;
she has been at the Opera, the Beggar’s Opera
and the Rehearsal, and two nights ago carried the King
to Ranelagh.
Some of the peeresses were so fond of their robes,
that they graciously exhibited themselves for a whole
day before to all the company their servants could
invite to see them. A maid from Richmond begged
leave to stay in town because the Duchess of Montrose
was only to be seen from two to four. The Heralds
were so ignorant of their business, that, though pensioned
for nothing but to register lords and ladies, and what
belongs to them, they advertised in the newspaper for
the Christian names and places of abode of the peeresses.
The King complained of such omissions and of the want
of precedent; Lord Effingham, the Earl Marshal, told
him, it was true there had been great neglect in that
office, but he had now taken such care of registering
directions, that next coronation would be conducted
with the greatest order imaginable. The King
was so diverted with this flattering speech
that he made the earl repeat it several times.