For my part, I believe Mademoiselle Scuderi[1] drew the plan of this year.  It is all royal marriages, coronations, and victories; they come tumbling so over one another from distant parts of the globe, that it looks just like the handywork of a lady romance writer, whom it costs nothing but a little false geography to make the Great Mogul in love with a Princess of Mecklenburgh, and defeat two marshals of France[2] as he rides post on an elephant to his nuptials.  I don’t know where I am.  I had scarce found Mecklenburg Strelitz with a magnifying-glass before I am whisked to Pondicherry—­well, I take it, and raze it.  I begin to grow acquainted with Colonel Coote,[3] and figure him packing up chests of diamonds, and sending them to his wife against the King’s wedding—­thunder go to the Tower guns, and behold, Broglie and Soubise are totally defeated; if the mob have not much stronger heads and quicker conceptions than I have, they will conclude my Lord Granby is become nabob.  How the deuce in two days can one digest all this?  Why is not Pondicherry in Westphalia?  I don’t know how the Romans did, but I cannot support two victories every week.  Well, but you will want to know the particulars.  Broglie and Soubise united, attacked our army on the 15th, but were repulsed; the next day, the Prince Mahomet Alli Cawn—­no, no, I mean Prince Ferdinand, returned the attack, and the French threw down their arms and fled, run over my Lord Harcourt, who was going to fetch the new Queen; in short, I don’t know how it was, but Mr. Conway is safe, and I am as happy as Mr. Pitt himself.  We have only lost a Lieutenant-colonel Keith; Colonel Marlay and Harry Townshend are wounded.

[Footnote 1:  Mdlle.  Scuderi and her brother were writers of romances of enormous length, and, in their time, of great popularity (see D’Israeli’s account of them, “Curiosities of Literature,” i. 105).]

[Footnote 2:  “Defeat two French marshals”—­they were Marechal de Broglie and the Prince de Soubise.  The action, which, however, was of but little importance, is called by Lacretelle “Le Combat de Fillingshausen.”]

[Footnote 3:  Colonel Eyre Coote, the best soldier next to Clive himself that India had yet seen, had defeated the French Governor, Count Lally, at Wandewash in January, 1760; and the capture of Pondicherry was one important fruit of the victory.]

I could beat myself for not having a flag ready to display on my round tower, and guns mounted on all my battlements.  Instead of that, I have been foolishly trying on my new pictures upon my gallery.  However, the oratory of our Lady of Strawberry shall be dedicated next year on the anniversary of Mr. Conway’s safety.  Think with his intrepidity, and delicacy of honour wounded, what I had to apprehend; you shall absolutely be here on the sixteenth of next July.  Mr. Hamilton tells me your King does not set out for his new dominions till the day after the Coronation; if you will come to it, I can give you a very good