The Spectator, Volumes 1, 2 and 3 eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 3,418 pages of information about The Spectator, Volumes 1, 2 and 3.

The Spectator, Volumes 1, 2 and 3 eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 3,418 pages of information about The Spectator, Volumes 1, 2 and 3.

T.

[Footnote 1:  Aristotle.]

[Footnote 2:  Plato.]

[Footnote 3:  Socrates.]

[Footnote 4:  Theophrastus.]

[Footnote 5:  Eudosia]

[Footnote 6:  Antisthenes.  Quoted from Diogenes Laertius, Lib. vi. cap.  I.]

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No. 145.  Thursday, August 16, 1711.  Steele.

      ‘Stultitiam patiuntur opes ...’

      Hor.

If the following Enormities are not amended upon the first Mention, I desire further Notice from my Correspondents.

  Mr. SPECTATOR,

’I am obliged to you for your Discourse the other Day upon frivolous Disputants, who with great Warmth, and Enumeration of many Circumstances and Authorities, undertake to prove Matters which no Body living denies.  You cannot employ your self more usefully than in adjusting the Laws of Disputation in Coffee-houses and accidental Companies, as well as in more formal Debates.  Among many other things which your own Experience must suggest to you, it will be very obliging if you please to take notice of Wagerers.  I will not here repeat what Hudibras says of such Disputants, which is so true, that it is almost Proverbial; [1] but shall only acquaint you with a Set of young Fellows of the Inns of Court, whose Fathers have provided for them so plentifully, that they need not be very anxious to get Law into their Heads for the Service of their Country at the Bar; but are of those who are sent (as the Phrase of Parents is) to the Temple to know how to keep their own.  One of these Gentlemen is very loud and captious at a Coffee-house which I frequent, and being in his Nature troubled with an Humour of Contradiction, though withal excessive Ignorant, he has found a way to indulge this Temper, go on in Idleness and Ignorance, and yet still give himself the Air of a very learned and knowing Man, by the Strength of his Pocket.  The Misfortune of the thing is, I have, as it happens sometimes, a greater Stock of Learning than of Mony.  The Gentleman I am speaking of, takes Advantage of the Narrowness of my Circumstances in such a manner, that he has read all that I can pretend to, and runs me down with such a positive Air, and with such powerful Arguments, that from a very Learned Person I am thought a mere Pretender.  Not long ago I was relating that I had read such a Passage in Tacitus, up starts my young Gentleman in a full Company, and pulling out his Purse offered to lay me ten Guineas, to be staked immediately in that Gentleman’s Hands, (pointing to one smoaking at another Table) that I was utterly mistaken.  I was Dumb for want of ten Guineas; he went on unmercifully to Triumph over my Ignorance how to take him up, and told the whole Room he had read Tacitus twenty times over, and such a remarkable Instance as that could not escape him.  He has at this time three considerable
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