MEMOIRS.
“In my 22d Year I found a violent Affection for my Cousin Charles’s Wife growing upon me, wherein I was in danger of succeeding, if I had not upon that Account begun my Travels into foreign Countries.
“A little after my Return
into England, at a private Meeting with
my Uncle Francis, I
refused the Offer of his Estate, and prevailed
upon him not to disinherit
his Son Ned.
“Mem. Never
to tell this to Ned,, lest he should think hardly
of
his deceased Father; though
he continues to speak ill of me for this
very Reason.
“Prevented a scandalous
Law-suit betwixt my Nephew Harry and his
Mother, by allowing her under-hand,
out of my own Pocket, so much
Money yearly as the Dispute
was about.
“Procured a Benefice
for a young Divine, who is Sister’s Son to the
good Man who was my Tutor,
and hath been dead Twenty Years.
“Gave Ten Pounds to poor Mrs.—, my Friend H—’s Widow.
“Mem. To
retrench one Dish at my Table, till I have fetched
it up
again.
“Mem. To
repair my House and finish my Gardens in order to employ
poor People after Harvest
time.
“Ordered John
to let out Goodman D—’s Sheep that
were pounded, by
Night: but not to let
his Fellow-Servants know it.
“Prevailed upon M.
T. Esq., not to take the Law of the Farmer’s
Son for shooting a Partridge,
and to give him his Gun again.
“Paid the Apothecary
for curing an old Woman that confessed her self
a Witch.
“Gave away my favourite Dog for biting a Beggar.
“Made the Minister of
the Parish and a Whig Justice of one Mind,
by putting them upon explaining
their Notions to one another.


