Miss Kitty must excuse me.
The Gentleman who sent me a Copy of Verses on his
Mistress’s Dancing, is
I believe too thoroughly in Love to compose correctly.
I have too great a Respect for both the Universities to praise one at the Expence of the other.
Tom Nimble is a very honest Fellow, and I desire him to present my humble Service to his Cousin Fill Bumper.
I am obliged for the Letter upon Prejudice.
I may in due time animadvert on the Case of Grace Grumble.
The Petition of P. S. granted.
That of Sarah Loveit, refused.
The Papers of A. S. are returned.
I thank Aristippus for his kind Invitation.
My Friend at Woodstock is a bold Man, to undertake
for all within Ten
Miles of him.
I am afraid the Entertainment of Tom Turnover will hardly be relished by the good Cities of London and Westminster.
I must consider further of it, before I indulge W.
F. in those
Freedoms he takes with the Ladies Stockings.
I am obliged to the ingenious Gentleman, who sent me an Ode on the Subject of a late SPECTATOR, and shall take particular Notice of his last Letter.
When the Lady who wrote me a Letter, dated July the 20th, in relation to some Passages in a Lover, will be more particular in her Directions, I shall be so in my Answer.
The poor Gentleman, who fancies my Writings could reclaim an Husband who can abuse such a Wife as he describes, has I am afraid too great an Opinion of my Skill.
Philanthropos is, I dare say, a very well-meaning Man, but a little too prolix in his Compositions.
Constantius himself must be the best Judge in the Affair he mentions.
The Letter dated from Lincoln is received.
Arethusa and her Friend may hear further from me.
Celia is a little too hasty.
Harriot is a good Girl, but must not Curtsie to Folks she does not know.
I must ingeniously confess my Friend Sampson Bentstaff has quite puzzled me, and writ me a long Letter which I cannot comprehend one Word of.
Collidan must also explain what he means by his Drigelling.
I think it beneath my Spectatorial Dignity, to concern my self in the Affair of the boiled Dumpling.
I shall consult some Litterati on the Project sent me for the Discovery of the Longitude.
I know not how to conclude this Paper better, than by inserting a Couple of Letters which are really genuine, and which I look upon to be two of the smartest Pieces I have received from my Correspondents of either Sex.
Brother SPEC.


