advantageous for his Fortune, just upon the Point
of Conclusion, and was forty times more in Love
with me than ever. I never received more Pleasure
in my Life than from this Declaration, but I composed
my Face to a grave Air, and said the News of his
Engagement had touched me to the Heart, that in
a rash jealous Fit, I had married a Man I could never
have thought on if I had not lost all hopes of him.
Good-natured Mr. Waitfort had like to have
dropped down dead at hearing this, but went from
me with such an Air as plainly shewed me he laid all
the Blame upon himself, and hated those Friends
that had advised him to the Fatal Application; he
seemed as much touched by my Misfortune as his own,
for he had not the least Doubt I was still passionately
in Love with him. The Truth of the Story is,
my new Husband gave me Reason to repent I had not
staid for him; he had married me for my Money, and
I soon found he loved Money to Distraction; there was
nothing he would not do to get it, nothing he would
not suffer to preserve it; the smallest Expence
keep him awake whole Nights, and when he paid a
Bill, ’twas with as many Sighs, and after as
many Delays, as a Man that endures the Loss of a
Limb. I heard nothing but Reproofs for Extravagancy
whatever I did. I saw very well that he would
have starved me, but for losing my Jointures; and he
suffered Agonies between the Grief of seeing me
have so good a Stomach, and the Fear that if he
made me fast, it might prejudice my Health. I
did not doubt he would have broke my Heart, if I
did not break his, which was allowed by the Law
of Self-defence. The Way was very easy. I
resolved to spend as much Money as I could, and
before he was aware of the Stroke, appeared before
him in a two thousand Pound Diamond Necklace; he
said nothing, but went quietly to his Chamber, and,
as it is thought, composed himself with a Dose of
Opium. I behaved my self so well upon the Occasion,
that to this Day I believe he died of an Apoplexy.
Mr. Waitfort was resolved not to be too late
this time, and I heard from him in two Days.
I am almost out of my Weed at this present Writing,
and am very doubtful whether I’ll marry him or
no. I do not think of a Seventh, for the ridiculous
Reason you mention, but out of pure Morality that
I think so much Constancy should be rewarded, tho’
I may not do it after all perhaps. I do not believe
all the unreasonable Malice of Mankind can give
a Pretence why I should have been constant to the
Memory of any of the Deceased, or have spent much
time in grieving for so insolent, insignificant, negligent,
extravagant, splenatick, or covetous Husband; my
first insulted me, my second was nothing to me,
my third disgusted me, the fourth would have ruined
me, the fifth tormented me, and the sixth would have
starved me. If the other Ladies you name would
thus give in their Husbands Pictures at length,
you would see they have had as little Reason as my
self to lose their Hours in weeping and wailing.
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