The Diverting History of John Gilpin eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 12 pages of information about The Diverting History of John Gilpin.

The Diverting History of John Gilpin eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 12 pages of information about The Diverting History of John Gilpin.

    Down ran the wine into the road,
      Most piteous to be seen,
    Which made the horse’s flanks to smoke,
      As they had basted been.

    [Illustration]

    But still he seemed to carry weight. 
      With leathern girdle braced;
    For all might see the bottle-necks
      Still dangling at his waist.

    [Illustration]

    Thus all through merry Islington
      These gambols he did play,
    Until he came unto the Wash
      Of Edmonton so gay;

    And there he threw the wash about
      On both sides of the way,
    Just like unto a trundling mop,
      Or a wild goose at play.

    [Illustration]

    At Edmonton his loving wife
      From the balcony spied
    Her tender husband, wondering much
      To see how he did ride.

    “Stop, stop, John Gilpin!—­Here’s the house!”
       They all at once did cry;
    “The dinner waits, and we are tired;”
       Said Gilpin—­“So am I!”

    [Illustration]

    But yet his horse was not a whit
      Inclined to tarry there;
    For why?—­his owner had a house
      Full ten miles off, at Ware.

    So like an arrow swift he flew,
      Shot by an archer strong;
    So did he fly—­which brings me to
      The middle of my song.

    [Illustration]

    Away went Gilpin, out of breath,
      And sore against his will,
    Till at his friend the calender’s
      His horse at last stood still.

    [Illustration]

    The calender, amazed to see
      His neighbour in such trim,
    Laid down his pipe, flew to the gate. 
      And thus accosted him: 

    “What news? what news? your tidings tell;
      Tell me you must and shall—­
    Say why bareheaded you are come,
    Or why you come at all?”

    Now Gilpin had a pleasant wit,
      And loved a timely joke;
    And thus unto the calender
      In merry guise he spoke: 

    “I came because your horse would come;
      And, if I well forebode,
    My hat and wig will soon be here,
      They are upon the road.”

    The calender, right glad to find
      His friend in merry pin,
    Returned him not a single word,
      But to the house went in;

    Whence straight he came with hat and wig,
      A wig that flowed behind,
    A hat not much the worse for wear,
      Each comely in its kind.

    [Illustration]

    He held them up, and in his turn
      Thus showed his ready wit: 
    “My head is twice as big as yours,
      They therefore needs must fit.”

    [Illustration]

    “But let me scrape the dirt away,
        That hangs upon your face;
    And stop and eat, for well you may
        Be in a hungry case.”

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