[Illustration:  SPREAD OF THE “DAZZLE” CULT.]

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LABOUR NOTES.

A threat was recently made by the representatives of the miners that industrial action would be taken unless the Government at once withdrew all troops from Russia and abandoned conscription.  There has been, it appears, an unfortunate misunderstanding as to the exact meaning of the term “industrial action.”  On Sunday a meeting of protest against the miners’ proposal was held under the auspices of The United Brotherhood of Worshipful Lead-Swingers and Affiliated Trades.  Violent attacks were made by several speakers upon the Miners’ leaders, and serious disruption in the Labour World seemed imminent.  But when it was authoritatively explained that “industrial action,” instead of meaning work, as was supposed, was a euphemistic term for striking, harmony reigned once more.  It was, however, unanimously resolved that in future the expression “industrial inaction” be always used in such connection, as “action” was a word repugnant to all right-thinking Lead-Swingers, and, anyhow, calculated in such a context to give rise to confusion of thought.

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A Trades Union has recently been formed to further the interests and raise the status of all who are in receipt of Government unemployment pay.  It is hoped eventually to obtain a charter, and thus give professional standing to those employed in receiving such pay.  In the meantime, however, the Union is working on orthodox labour lines, and arrangements are practically completed for calling a national strike of unemployed to compel the Authorities to increase the amount of the grant by one hundred per cent.  In the event of a strike each member of the Union will formally week by week refuse to accept his or her money, and it is believed that the Government will quickly be brought to its knees.  No special steps are to be taken against traitors to the cause who accept work.  The social ostracism thereby incurred is felt to be a sufficient deterrent.

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A regrettable impasse has been reached in the dispute between The Amalgamated Society of Trades Union Leaders and the Trades Unions.  Mr. Blogg, speaking for the Leaders’ society, stated, on leaving the Conference last night, that the outlook was black.  Unless the rank and file of the Unions were prepared to meet the Leaders’ demands a strike was certain.  He shrank from imagining what was likely to happen if the Trades Unions were left leaderless.  The responsibility, however, did not rest with the Leaders.  They had made every possible concession.  A four-hours’ day and a salary of one thousand pounds per annum was the minimum which would be considered.

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