On the Edge of the War Zone eBook

Mildred Aldrich
This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 237 pages of information about On the Edge of the War Zone.

On the Edge of the War Zone eBook

Mildred Aldrich
This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 237 pages of information about On the Edge of the War Zone.

He examined the library, borrowed a volume of Flaubert, and finally, after he had asked me all sorts of questions—­where I came from; how I happened to be here; and even to “explain Mr. Wilson,” I responded by asking him what he did in civil life.

He was leaning against the high mantel, saying a wood fire was delicious.  He smiled down on me and replied:  “Nothing.”

“Enfin!” I said to myself.  “Here he is—­the ‘fils de famille’ for whom I have been looking.”  So I smiled back and asked him, in that case, if it were not too indiscreet—­what he did to kill time?

“Well,” he said, “I have a very pretty, altogether charming wife, and I have three little children.  I live part of the time in Paris, and part of the time at Cannes, and I manage to keep busy.”

It seemed becoming for me to say “Beg pardon and thank you,” and he bowed and smiled an “il n’y a pas de quoi,” thanked me for a pleasant afternoon—­an “unusual kind of pleasure,” he added, “for a soldier in these times,” and went away.

It was only when I saw him going that it occurred to me that I ought to have offered him tea—­but you know the worth of “esprit d’escalier.”

Naturally I was curious about him, so the next time I saw the Canadian I asked him who he was.  “Oh,” he replied, “he is a nice chap; he is a noble, a vicomte—­a millionaire.”

So you see I have found the type—­not quite in the infantry ranks, but almost, and if I found one there must be plenty more.  It consoled me in these days when one hears so often cries against “les embusques.”

I began to think there was every type in the world in this famous 118th, and I was not far from wrong.

The very next day I got the most delicious type of all—­the French-American—­very French to look at, but with New York stamped all over him—­especially his speech.  Of all these boys, this is the one I wish you could see.

Like all the rest of the English-speaking Frenchmen—­the Canadian excepted—­he brought a comrade to hear him talk to the lady in English.  I really must try to give you a graphic idea of that conversation.

When I opened the door for him, he stared at me, and then he threw up both hands and simply shouted, “My God, it is true!  My God, it is an American!!”

Then he thrust out his hand and gave me a hearty shake, simply yelling, “My God, lady, I’m glad to see you.  My God, lady, the sight is good for sore eyes.”

Then he turned to his comrade and explained, “J’ai dit a la dame, ‘Mon Dieu, Madame,’” etc., and in the same breath he turned back to me and continued: 

“My God, lady, when I saw them Stars and Stripes floating out there, I said to my comrade, ’If there is an American man or an American lady here, my God, I am going to look at them,’ and my God, lady, I’m glad I did.  Well, how do you do, anyway?”

I told him that I was very well, and asked him if he wouldn’t like to come in.

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