Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 156, March 19, 1919 eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 51 pages of information about Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 156, March 19, 1919.

Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 156, March 19, 1919 eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 51 pages of information about Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 156, March 19, 1919.

Rear-Admiral Sir REGINALD HALL, having added to his laurels by defeating a NELSON at Liverpool, took his seat this afternoon, and was loudly cheered for the manner in which he came into action.  He and his supporters maintained their “line abreast” and discharged their salvoes of salutes to the Chair with faultless precision.

Later on the gallant Admiral earned further cheers for a capital maiden speech on the Naval Estimates.  These were introduced by Mr. LONG, who told the story of the Navy’s triumph with all a landsman’s enthusiasm.  Its future size may to a certain extent depend upon the Judgment of Paris, but he was certain that, come what may, the Nation would always insist on having a Fleet sufficient for our needs—­a sentiment which received the welcome endorsement of Mr. BRACE for the Labour Party.

According to Commander NORMAN CRAIG it was anything but sufficient for our needs when war broke out.  It lacked docks, destroyers, submarines, air-ships—­everything, in fact, save Dreadnoughts, which, in the absence of these accessories, had to belie their name and rush from one unprotected anchorage to another in fear of the German mosquito-craft.  Only the courage of the officers and men saved us, and up to the present—­that was the tenor of many of the speeches—­they have reaped but a scanty reward.

[Illustration:  GENERAL SEELY’S NON-STOP FLIGHT.]

Thursday, March 13th.—­Ministers left at home to “mind the shop” would rather like, I fancy, to put up a notice over the Palace of Westminster, “Closed till after the Peace Conference.”  Nearly every problem presented to them depends for its ultimate solution upon the decisions arrived at in Paris.  Lord STUART OF WORTLEY, for example, put a series of most pressing questions regarding the present condition and future prospects of Poland; but Lord CURZON in reply could only shrug his shoulders (at considerable length) and refer him to the Conference.

The LEADER of the House of Commons labours under similar disabilities, which are beginning to try even his amiable temper.  Until Paris has spoken he cannot give definite information about the Government’s fiscal policy, the amount of the German indemnity and other pressing topics, and, as he told some of his persistent questioners this afternoon, it is no good putting the same question to him every week and expecting a different answer.

The best news of the day is that there will be an ample supply of currants for Whitsuntide school-treats, and Smith minor’s translation of “Non cuivis homini contingit adire Corinthum” as “Not everyone is lucky enough to find a currant in his war-bun” will no longer be applicable.

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