The good Tommy Moore did not know this, but, letting his warm Irish imagination run riot through a mixed bag of Eastern romancists and their works, he evolved, amid a pot pourri of impossibilities, an impossible damsel as unlike anything to be found in these parts as the celebrated elephant evolved from his inner consciousness by the German professor!
As I traversed the main, or rolled by
train,
From my Western habitation,
I frequently thought—perhaps
more than I ought—
Upon many a quiet occasion
Of the elegant forms and manifold charms
Of the beautiful female Asian.
For the good Tommy Moore, in his pages
of yore,
Sang as though he could never
be weary
Of fair Nourmahal—an adorable
“gal”—
And of Paradise and the Peri,
Until, I declare, I was wild to be where
I might gaze on the lovely
Kashmiri.
Through the hot plains of Ind I fled like
the wind,
Unenchanted by mistress or
ayah,
The dusky Hindu, I soon saw, wouldn’t
do,
So I paused not, until in
the sky——Ah!—
Far upward arose the perpetual snows
And the peaks of the proud
Himalaya.
But in Kashmir, alas! I found not
a lass
Who answered to Tommy’s
description—
For the make of such maid I am sadly afraid
The fond parents have lost
the prescription,
And I murmured; “No doubt, the old
breed has died out,
At least such is my honest
conviction.”
In the horrible slums which form the foul
homes
Of the rag-covered dames of
the city,
I saw wrinkled hags, all wrapped in old
rags,
Whose appearance excited but
pity.
Beyond question the word which it would
be absurd
To apply to these ladies is
“pretty.”
In the high Gujar huts were but brats
and old sluts,
These last being the plainest
of women;
Then I sought on the waters the sisters
and daughters
Of the Mangis—those
“bold, able seamen”
(I have often been told that the Mangi
is bold,
And as brave as at least two
or three men).
One lady I saw—I am told her
papa
In the market did forage and
“gram” sell—
Decked all over with rings, necklets,
bangles and things,
She appeared a desirable damsel;
And I cried “Oh, Eureka! I’ve
found what I seek:
Tell me quick—Is
she ‘madam’ or ’ma’mselle’?”
It was comical, but to this question I
put—
A remarkably innocent query—
I received but a sigh or evasive reply,
Or a blush from the modest
Kashmiri;
And I gathered at last that the lady was
“fast,”
And her name should be Phryne,
not Here.
Toddled up a small tot—her
hair tied in a knot—
Who remarked, “I can
hardly consider
You’ve the ghost of a chance on
this wild-goosie dance
Unless you should hap on a
‘widder!’
For our maidens at ten—ay,
and less now and then—
Are all booked to the wealthiest
bidder.”