for your sake, and for that of your profession in general, that you will not find it quite so hot as we found it in Egypt.  What do you think of nineteen of my men being killed by the concentrated rays of light falling on the barrels of the sentinels’ bright muskets, and setting fire to the powder?  I commanded a mortar battery at Acre, and I did the French infernal mischief with the shells.  I used to pitch in among them when they had sat down to dinner; but how do you think the scoundrels weathered on me at last? ——­ me, they trained a parcel of poodle dogs to watch the shells when they fell, and then to run and pull the fusees out with their teeth.  Did you ever hear of such villains?  By this means they saved hundreds of men, and only lost half-a-dozen dogs—­fact, by——­; only ask Sir Sydney Smith, he’ll tell you the same, and a ——­ sight more.” * * * * He continued his lies, and dragged in as usual the name of Sir Sydney Smith to support his assertions.  “If you doubt me, only ask Sir Sydney Smith; he’ll talk to you about Acre for thirty-six hours on a stretch, without taking breath; his cockswain at last got so tired of it, that he nick-named him ‘Long Acre.’” * * * “Capital salmon this,” said the captain; “where does Billet get it from?  By the by, talking of that, did you ever hear of the pickled salmon in Scotland?” We all replied in the affirmative.  “Oh, you don’t take.  Hang it, I don’t mean dead pickled salmon; I mean live pickled salmon, swimming about in tanks, as merry as grigs, and as hungry as rats.”  We all expressed our astonishment at this, and declared we never heard of it before.  “I thought not,” said he, “for it has only lately been introduced into this country by a particular friend of mine, Dr. Mac—.  I cannot just now remember his——­, jaw-breaking, Scotch name; he was a great chemist and geologist, and all that sort of thing—­a clever fellow, I can tell you, though you may laugh.  Well, this fellow, sir, took Nature by the heels, and capsized her, as we say.  I have a strong idea that he had sold himself to the d—­l.  Well, what does he do, but he catches salmon and puts them into tanks, and every day added more and more salt, till the water was as thick as gruel, and the fish could hardly wag their tails in it.  Then he threw in whole pepper-corns, half-a-dozen pounds at a time, till there was enough.  Then he began to dilute with vinegar until his pickle was complete.  The fish did not half like it at first; but habit is every thing; and when he showed me his tank, they were swimming about as merry as a shoal of dace:  he fed them with fennel, chopped small, and black pepper-corns.  ‘Come, doctor,’ says I, ’I trust no man upon tick; if I don’t taste I won’t believe my own eyes, though I can believe my tongue.’ (We looked at each other.) ’That you shall do in a minute,’ says he; so he whipped one of them out with a landing-net; and when I stuck my knife into him, the pickle ran out of his body like wine out of a claret-bottle,