But Horace settled him all right and taught him to respect Sahibs.  It happened thus.  Horace lay idly gazing at the ever-shifting scene of the platform in lordly detachment and splendid isolation, when, just as the train was starting, a little fat man, dressed in a little red turban like a cotton bowler, a white coat with a white sash over the shoulder, a white apron tucked up behind, pink silk socks, and patent leather shoes, told his servant to open the door.  Ere the stupefied Horace could arise from his seat the man was climbing in!  The door opened inwards however, and Horace was in time to give it a sharp thrust with his foot and send the little man, a mere Judge of the High Court, staggering backwards on to the platform where he sprawled at full length, while his turban, which Horace thought most ridiculous for a grown man, rolled in the dust.  Slamming the door the “Sahib” leant out and jeered, while the insolent presumptuous “nigger” wiped the blood from his nose with a corner of the dhoti or apron-like garment (which Horace considered idiotic if not improper)....

But Homer nodded, and—­Horace went to sleep.

When he awoke he saw by the dim light of the screened roof-lamp that he was not alone, and that on the opposite couch a native had actually made up a bed with sheets, blankets and pillow, undressed himself, put on pyjamas and gone to bed!  Gord streuth, he had!  He’d attend to him in the morning—­though it would serve the brute right if Horace threw him out at the next station—­without his kit.  But he looked rather large, and Mercy is notoriously a kingly attribute.

In the morning Mir Jan Rah-bin-Ras el-Isan Mir Ilderim Dost Mahommed of Mekran Kot, Gungapur, and the world in general, awoke, yawned, stretched himself and arose.

He arose to some six feet and three inches of stature, and his thin pyjamasuit was seen to cover a remarkably fine and robustious figure—­provided with large contours where contours are desirable, and level tracts where such are good.  As he lay flat back again, Horace noted that his chest rose higher than his head and the more southerly portion of his anatomy, while the action of clasping his hands behind his neck brought into prominence a pair of biceps that strained their sleeves almost to bursting.  He was nearly as fair as London-bred Horace, but there were his turbanned conical hat, his curly toed shoes, his long silk coat, his embroidered velvet waistcoat and other wholly Oriental articles of attire.  Besides, his vest was of patterned muslin and he had something on a coloured string round his neck.

“What are you doing ’ere?” demanded Horace truculently, as this bold abandoned “native” caught his eye and said “Good-morning”.

“At present I am doing nothing,” was the reply, “unless passive reclining may count as being something.  I trust I do not intrude or annoy?”

“You do intrude and likewise you do annoy also.  I ain’t accustomed to travel with blacks, and I ain’t agoing to have you spitting about ’ere.  You got in when I was asleep.”