The Wrong Twin eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 454 pages of information about The Wrong Twin.

The Wrong Twin eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 454 pages of information about The Wrong Twin.

“Maybe Emil he got a soul, too, like a human,” remarked Herman.

“You bet he has,” said Dave Cowan, firmly—­“just like a human.”

“You put him to bed,” directed Minna.  “He listen to such talk and go foolish also in the head.”

The Wilbur twin watched Emil put to bed, then followed his father out into the quiet, starlit streets.  He was living over again an eventful afternoon.  They reached the Penniman porch without further talk.  Dave Cowan sat with his guitar in the judge’s chair and lazily sounded chords and little fragments of melody.  After a time the Pennimans and the Merle twin came from church.  The Wilbur twin excitedly sought Winona, having much to tell her.  He drew her beside him into the hammock, and was too eager for more than a moment’s dismay when she discovered his bare feet, though he had meant to put on shoes and stockings again before she saw him.

“Barefooted on Sunday!” said Winona in tones of prim horror.

“It was so hot,” he pleaded; “but listen,” and he rushed headlong into his narrative.

His father knew gypsies, and had been to Chicago and Omaha and—­and Cadiz and Cameroon—­and he was sorry for Miss Juliana Whipple because she was a small-towner and no one had ever kissed her since her mother died; and if ever gypsies did carry him off he didn’t want any one to worry about him or try to get him back; and the Vielhabers were very nice people that kept a nice saloon; and Mrs. Vielhaber had given him lots of apple cake that was almost like an apple pie, but without any top on it; and they had a lovely picture that would look well beside the lion picture, but it would probably cost too much money; and they had a monkey, a German monkey, that was just like a little old man; and once, thousands of years ago, when the Bible was going on, we were all monkeys and lived in trees, but a constant force made us stand and walk like people.

To Winona this was a shocking narrative, and she wished to tell Dave Cowan that he was having a wretched influence upon the boy, but Dave was now singing “In the Gloaming,” and she knew he would merely call her Madame la Marquise, the toast of all the court, or something else unsuitable to a Sabbath evening.  She tried to convey to the Wilbur twin that sitting in a low drinking saloon at any time was an evil thing.

“Anyway,” said he, protestingly, “you say I should always learn something, and I learned about us coming up from the monkeys.”

“Why, Wilbur Cowan!  How awful!  Have you forgotten everything you ever learned at Sunday-school?”

“But I saw the monkey,” he persisted, “and my father said so, and Doctor Purdy said so.”

Winona considered.

“Even so,” she warned him, “even if we did come up from the lower orders, the less said about it the better.”

He had regarded his putative descent without prejudice; he was sorry that Winona should find scandal in it.

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