The Wrong Twin eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 454 pages of information about The Wrong Twin.

The Wrong Twin eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 454 pages of information about The Wrong Twin.

“They’re growing right over this old one,” announced Wilbur presently.  Merle glanced up to see him despoiling a bush that embowered one of the brown headstones and an all but obliterated mound.

“You better be careful,” he warned.

“I guess I’m careful enough for this old one,” retorted the bolder twin, and swept the trailing bush aside to scan the stone.  It was weather-worn and lichened, but the carving was still legible.

“It says, ‘Here lies Jonas Whipple, aged eighty-seven,’ and it says, ’he passed to his reward April 23, 1828,’ and here’s his picture.”

He pointed to the rounded top of the stone where was graven a circle inclosing primitive eyes, a nose, and mouth.  From the bottom of the circle on either side protruded wings.

Merle drew near to scan the device.  He was able to divine that the intention of the artist had not been one of portraiture.

“That ain’t either his picture,” he said, heatedly.  “That’s a cupid!”

“Ho, gee, gosh!  Ain’t cupids got legs?  Where’s its legs?”

“Then it’s an angel.”

“Angels are longer.  I know now—­it’s a goop.  And here’s some more reading.”

He ran his fingers along the worn lettering, then brought his eyes close and read—­glibly in the beginning: 

    Behold this place as you pass by. 
    As you are now, so once was I.
    As I am now, so you must be. 
    Prepare for death, and follow me.

The reader’s voice lost in fullness and certainty as he neared the end of this strophe.

“Say, we better get right out of here,” said Merle, stepping toward the fence.  Even Wilbur was daunted by the blunt warning from beyond.

“Here’s another,” called Merle, pausing on his way toward the fence.  In hushed, fearful tones he declaimed: 

    Dear companion in your bloom,
    Behold me moldering in the tomb,
                For
    Death is a debt to Nature due,
    Which I have paid, and so must you.

“There, now, I must say!” called Merle.  “We better hurry out!”

But the Wilbur twin lingered.  Ripe berries still glistened about the stone of the departed Jonas Whipple.

“Aw, gee, gosh, they’re just old ones!” he declared.  “It says this one passed to his reward in 1828, and we wasn’t born then, so he couldn’t be meaning us, could he?  We ain’t passed to our reward yet, have we?  I simply ain’t going to pay the least attention to it.”

A bit nervously he fell again to picking the berries.  The mere feel of them emboldened him.

“Gee, gosh!  We ain’t followed him yet, have we?”

“‘As I am now, so you must be!’” quoted the other in warning.

“Well, my sakes, don’t everyone in town know that?  But it don’t mean we’re going to be—­be it—­right off.”

“You better come just the samey!”

But the worker was stubborn.

“Ho, I guess I ain’t afraid of any old Whipple as old as what this one is!”

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