Where seven fair Streets to one tall Column[8] draw,
Two Nymphs have ta’en their stand, in hats of straw;
Their yellower necks huge beads of amber grace,
And by their trade they’re of the Sirens’ race: 
With cloak loose-pinn’d on each, that has been red,
But long with dust and dirt discoloured
Belies its hue; in mud behind, before,
From heel to middle leg becrusted o’er. 
One a small infant at the breast does bear;
And one in her right hand her tuneful ware,
Which she would vend.  Their station scarce is taken,
When youths and maids flock round.  His stall forsaken,
Forth comes a Son of Crispin, leathern-capt,
Prepared to buy a ballad, if one apt
To move his fancy offers.  Crispin’s sons
Have, from uncounted time, with ale and buns
Cherish’d the gift of Song, which sorrow quells;
And, working single in their low-rooft cells,
Oft cheat the tedium of a winter’s night
With anthems warbled in the Muses’ spight. 
Who now hath caught the alarm? the Servant Maid
Hath heard a buzz at distance; and, afraid
To miss a note, with elbows red comes out. 
Leaving his forge to cool, Pyracmon stout
Thrusts in his unwash’d visage. He stands by,
Who the hard trade of Porterage does ply
With stooping shoulders.  What cares he? he sees
The assembled ring, nor heeds his tottering knees,
But pricks his ears up with the hopes of song. 
So, while the Bard of Rhodope his wrong
Bewail’d to Proserpine on Thracian strings,
The tasks of gloomy Orcus lost their stings,
And stone-vext Sysiphus forgets his load. 
Hither and thither from the sevenfold road
Some cart or waggon crosses, which divides
The close-wedged audience; but, as when the tides
To ploughing ships give way, the ship being past,
They re-unite, so these unite as fast. 
The older Songstress hitherto hath spent
Her elocution in the argument
Of their great Song in prose; to wit, the woes
Which Maiden true to faithless Sailor owes—­
Ah! “Wandering He!”—­which now in loftier verse
Pathetic they alternately rehearse. 
All gaping wait the event.  This Critic opes
His right ear to the strain.  The other hopes
To catch it better with his left.  Long trade
It were to tell, how the deluded Maid
A victim fell.  And now right greedily
All hands are stretching forth the songs to buy,
That are so tragical; which She, and She,
Deals out, and sings the while; nor can there be
A breast so obdurate here, that will hold back
His contribution from the gentle rack
Of Music’s pleasing torture.  Irus’ self,
The staff-propt Beggar, his thin-gotten pelf
Brings out from pouch, where squalid farthings rest. 
And boldly claims his ballad with the best. 
An old Dame only lingers.  To her purse
The penny sticks.  At length, with harmless curse,
“Give me,” she cries.  “I’ll paste it on my wall,
While the wall lasts, to show what ills befal
Fond hearts seduced from Innocency’s way;
How Maidens fall, and Mariners betray.”