"Nice to a Shaving."—­When Louis VII. of France, to obey the injunctions of his bishops, cropped his hair and shaved his beard, Eleanor, his consort, found him with this unusual appearance, very ridiculous, and soon very contemptible.  She revenged herself as she thought proper, and the poor shaved king obtained a divorce.  She then married the Count of Anjou, afterwards our Henry II.  She had for her marriage dower the rich provinces of Poitu and Guyenne; and this was the origin of those wars which for three hundred years ravaged France, and cost the French three millions of men:  all which, probably, had never occurred, had Louis VII. not been so rash as to crop his head, and shave his beard, by which he became so disgustful in the eyes of our Queen Eleanor.  W.A.

American Wife.—­The following advertisement for a wife appeared a few years since, in a New York paper:—­“Wanted immediately, a young lady, of the following description, (as a wife,) with about 2,000 dollars as a patrimony, sweet temper, spend little, be a good housewife, and born in America; and as I am not more than twenty-five years of age, I hope it will not be difficult to find a good wife.  N.B.  I take my dwelling in South Second Street, No. 273.  Any lady that answers the above description will please to leave her card.”  W.G.C.

The following is said to be an unpublished epigram of Lord Byron:—­

  An old phlegmatic Dutchman took
    A pretty Jewish wife,
  And what still more surprising is,
    He lov’d her ’bove his life—­
  Oh!  Holland and Jerusalem,
  What, tell me, do you think of them?

A Queer Library.—­The eccentric physician, Dr. Radcliffe, when pursuing his studies, was content with looking into the works of Dr. Willis.  He was possessed of very few books, insomuch that when Dr. Bathurst, head of Trinity College, asked him once with surprise, where his study was? he pointed to a few vials, a skeleton, and a herbal, and said, “Sir, this is Radcliffe’s Library.”  P.T.W.

How to detect a Thief.—­A watch was stolen in the Pit of the Opera, in Paris; the loser complained in a loud voice, and said, “It is just nine; in a few minutes my watch will strike; the second is strong; and by that means we shall instantly ascertain where it is.”  The thief, terrified at this, endeavoured to escape, and by his agitation discovered himself.  T. GILL.

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