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[Illustration:  The Visitor.  “I HEAR YOUR BOY IS IN PALESTINE.  HOW INTERESTING IT MUST BE FOR HIM TO MOVE AMONG THOSE SCENES WHERE EVERY SPOT BEINGS UP SOME RECOLLECTION OF THE WONDERFUL EVENTS OF BIBLICAL HISTORY!”

The Mother.  “TED DON’T SAY MUCH ABOUT THAT IN ’IS LETTERS.  ’E SEEMS TO THINK THE COUNTRY IS SUFFERIN’ FROM A FLY-PAPER SHORTAGE.”]

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    “Senhor Rodrique Bettencourt will be Premier, and Senhor
    Adinterin, President of the Republic.”—­Dublin Daily Express.

But is nothing to be done for Senhors Defacto and Dejure?