The Garies and Their Friends eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 488 pages of information about The Garies and Their Friends.

The Garies and Their Friends eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 488 pages of information about The Garies and Their Friends.

At births she frequently officiated, and few young mothers thought themselves entirely safe if the black good-humoured face of Aunt Comfort was not to be seen at their bedside.  She had a hand in the compounding of almost every bridecake, and had been known to often leave houses of feasting, to prepare weary earth-worn travellers for their final place of rest.  Every one knew, and all liked her, and no one was more welcome at the houses of the good people of Warmouth than Aunt Comfort.

But whilst rendering her all due praise for her domestic acquirements, justice compels us to remark that Aunt Comfort was not a literary character.  She could get up a shirt to perfection, and made irreproachable chowder, but she was not a woman of letters.  In fact, she had arrived at maturity at a time when negroes and books seldom came in familiar contact; and if the truth must be told, she cared very little about the latter.  “But jist to ’blege Miss Cass,” she consented to attend her class, averring as she did so, “that she didn’t ‘spect she was gwine to larn nothin’ when she got thar.”

Miss Cass, however, was of the contrary opinion, and anticipated that after a few Sabbaths, Aunt Comfort would prove to be quite a literary phenomenon.  The first time their class assembled the white children well-nigh dislocated their necks, in their endeavours to catch glimpses of the coloured scholars, who were seated on a backless bench, in an obscure corner of the room.

Prominent amongst them shone Aunt Comfort, who in honour of this extraordinary occasion, had retrimmed her cap, which was resplendent with bows of red ribbon as large as peonies.  She had a Sunday-school primer in her hand, and was repeating the letters with the utmost regularity, as Miss Cass pronounced them.  They got on charmingly until after crossing over the letter O, as a matter of course they came to P and Q.

“Look here,” said Aunt Comfort, with a look of profound erudition, “here’s anoder O. What’s de use of having two of ’em?”

“No, no, Aunt Comfort—­that’s Q—­the letter Q.”

“Umph,” grunted the old woman, incredulously, “what’s de use of saying dat’s a Q, when you jest said not a minute ago ’twas O?”

“This is not the same,” rejoined the teacher, “don’t you see the little tail at the bottom of it?”

Aunt Comfort took off her silver spectacles, and gave the glasses of them a furious rub, then after essaying another look, exclaimed, “What, you don’t mean dat ’ere little speck down at the bottom of it, does yer?”

“Yes, Aunt Comfort, that little speck, as you call it, makes all the difference—­it makes O into Q.”

“Oh, go ’way, child,” said she, indignantly, “you isn’t gwine to fool me dat ar way.  I knows you of old, honey—­you’s up to dese ’ere things—­you know you allus was mighty ’chevious, and I isn’t gwine to b’lieve dat dat ar little speck makes all the difference—­no such thing, case it don’t—­deys either both O’s or both Q’s.  I’m clar o’ dat—­deys either one or tother.”

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