The Wonderful Bed eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 128 pages of information about The Wonderful Bed.

The Wonderful Bed eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 128 pages of information about The Wonderful Bed.

“What kind of birds are these new ones?” he asked the Lady Goose when she had finished with him.

“Why just three more of us, Squawker, dear,” she answered.

This remark made all three children open their eyes very wide.

“Nonsense,” began Rudolf angrily, “we aren’t geese!”

From the other end of the room came the voice of the Gentleman Goose, who spoke without turning round.  “What makes you think that?” he asked.

“Because we aren’t—­we—­”

—­“You’re molting pretty badly, of course, now you mention it,” interrupted the Lady Goose, “you and the little one.  But this one’s feathers seem in nice condition.”  As she spoke she laid a long claw lovingly on Ann’s head.  “How much would you say a pound, father?”

“Can’t say till I get ’em in the scales, of course,” and, smoothing down his apron, the Gentleman Goose advanced toward Ann in a businesslike fashion.  The two little apprentices, carrying bags, followed at his heels.

Ann clung to Rudolf.  “I haven’t any feathers,” she screamed.  “They’re curls.  I’m not a nasty bird—­I’m a little girl with hair!”

“She doesn’t want to be plucked!” exclaimed the Gray Goose who had returned to the stove to stir the contents of the iron pot.  “Well, now, did you ever!  Maybe it goes in her family.  I had a great-aunt once on my father’s side who—­”

“They’re feathers, all right,” chuckled Squawker.  “You’re a perfect little duck, that’s what I think.”

“Me, too,” chimed in Squealer.

The Gentleman Goose reached over the Lady Goose’s shoulder, snatched the spectacles off her nose without so much as by your leave, set them crookedly on his own, and looked over them long and earnestly at Ann.  “So you want to call ’em hair, do you?” he snapped.  “I suppose you think you belong in a hair mattress!”

Ann was ready to cry, and Rudolf had drawn his sword with the intention of doing his best to protect her, when at that moment a new voice was heard.  Looking in at the little window over the top of the red geranium the children saw a good-humored furry face with long bristly whiskers and bright twinkly eyes.

“Anybody mention my name?” said the voice, and a large Belgian Hare leaped lightly into the room.  He was handsomely dressed in a light overcoat and checked trousers, and wore gaiters over his patent-leather boots.  He had a thick gold watch-chain, gold studs and cuff buttons besides other jewelry, and in one hand he carried a high hat, in the other a small dress-suit case and a tightly rolled umbrella.

“What’s the matter here?” he inquired cheerfully.

“Why, this bird,” explained the Gentleman Goose, pointing his claw disdainfully at Ann, “says it has no feathers, which you can see for yourself is not the case.  It has feathers, therefore it is a bird.  Birds of a feather flock together.  That settles it, I think!  Come along, boys.  To work!”

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