the Rhone and is sometimes on one side of the river
and sometimes on the other, communicating by bridges;
from the sinuosity of the road and the different points
of view presented by the salient and re-entering angles,
of the mountains the scenery is extremely picturesque,
grand and striking, and as sometimes no outlet presents
itself to view, you do not perceive how you are ever
to get out of this valley but by a stratagem similar
to that of Sindbad in the Valley of Diamonds.
At St Maurice is a remarkable one-arched bridge built
by the Romans. We stopped at Martigny to pass
the night; within one mile of Martigny and before
arriving at it, we perceived the celebrated waterfall
called the Pissevache; and the appellation,
though coarse, is perfectly applicable. From
Martigny a bridle road branches off which leads across
the Grand St Bernard to Aoste. The next morning
we arrived at Sion, called in the language of the
country Sitten, the metropolis of the Valais; it is
a neat-looking and tolerably large town, and which
from its position might be made a most formidable
military post, as there is a steep hill close to it
which rises abruptly from the centre of the valley,
and commands an extensive view east and west.
Works erected on this height would enfilade the whole
road either way and totally obstruct the approach of
an enemy. There is besides a large castle on
the southern paroi of mountains which hem in
this valley, which would expose to a most galling fire
and take in flank completely those who should attempt
to force the passage whether coming from St Maurice
or Brieg. We stopped two hours at Sion to mend
a wheel and this gave me time to ascend the mountain
on which the castle stands. There were several
masons and workmen employed in the construction of
a church which they are erecting at the request and
entire expense of His Sardinian Majesty. I could
not ascertain what were the reasons that induced the
King to build a church in a foreign territory.
I did not observe either on the road or in any of
the village thro’ which we passed any striking
specimen of Valaisan female beauty; but I often remarked
the prominent bosom that Rousseau describes as frequent
among them. We met with several cretins
or idiots, all of whom had goitres in a greater
or less degree. These souls of God without
sin, as the cretins are called, are very merry
souls; they always appear to be laughing. They
seem to have adopted and united three systems of philosophy:
they are Diogenes as to independence and neglect of
decency and cleanliness; Democriti as to their disposition
to laugh perpetually; and Aristippi inasmuch as they
seem to be perfectly contented with their state.
They are in general fat and well fed, for the poorest
inhabitants give them something. They have a good
deal of cunning, and many curious anecdotes are related
of them which shews that they are endowed with a sort
of sagacity resembling the instinct of animals.
I recollect one myself mentioned by Zimmermann in his
Essay on Solitude, of a cretin who was accustomed
to imitate with his voice the sound of the village
clock whenever it struck the hours and quarters; one
day, by some accident, the clock stopped; yet the cretin
went through the chimes of the hours and quarters
with the same regularity as the clock would have done
had it been going.


