But it is also our loss, that Tobacco was unknown to the Greeks.  They would else have given us, in verse and in marble, another divinity in their glorious Pantheon—­a god less drowsy than Morpheus and Somnus, less riotous than Bacchus, less radiant than Apollo, but with something of the spirit of each:  a figure, beautiful with youth, every muscle in perfect repose, and the vague expression of dreams in his half-closed eyes.  His temple would have been built in a grove of Southern pines, on the borders of a land-locked gulf, sheltered from the surges that buffet without, where service would have been rendered him in the late hours of the afternoon, or in the evening twilight.  From his oracular tripod words of wisdom would have been spoken, and the fanes of Delphi and Dodona would have been deserted for his.

Oh, non-smoking friends, who read these lines with pain and incredulity—­and you, ladies, who turn pale at the thought of a pipe—­let me tell you that you are familiar only with the vulgar form of tobacco, and have never passed between the wind and its gentility.  The word conveys no idea to you but that of “long nines,” and pig-tail, and cavendish.  Forget these for a moment, and look upon this dark-brown cake of dried leaves and blossoms, which exhales an odor of pressed flowers.  These are the tender tops of the Jebelee, plucked as the buds begin to expand, and carefully dried in the shade.  In order to be used, it is moistened with rose-scented water, and cut to the necessary degree of fineness.  The test of true Jebelee is, that it burns with a slow, hidden fire, like tinder, and causes no irritation to the eye when held under it.  The smoke, drawn through a long cherry-stick pipe and amber mouth-piece, is pure, cool, and sweet, with an aromatic flavor, which is very pleasant in the mouth.  It excites no salivation, and leaves behind it no unpleasant, stale odor.

The narghileh (still bubbling beside me) is an institution known only in the East.  It requires a peculiar kind of tobacco, which grows to perfection in the southern provinces of Persia.  The smoke, after passing through water (rose-flavored, if you choose), is inhaled through a long, flexible tube directly into the lungs.  It occasions not the slightest irritation or oppression, but in a few minutes produces a delicious sense of rest, which is felt even in the finger-ends.  The pure physical sensation of rest is one of strength also, and of perfect contentment.  Many an impatient thought, many an angry word, have I avoided by a resort to the pipe.  Among our aborigines the pipe was the emblem of Peace, and I strongly recommend the Peace Society to print their tracts upon papers of smoking tobacco (Turkish, if possible), and distribute pipes with them.