“Now the management of the Loops, in its bid for popularity, instituted what is called ‘Amateur Night’; that is to say, twice a week, after the professionals have done their turns, the stage is given over to the aspiring amateurs.  The audience remains to criticise.  The populace becomes the arbiter of art—­or it thinks it does, which is the same thing; and it pays its money and is well pleased with itself, and Amateur Night is a paying proposition to the management.

“But the point of Amateur Night, and it is well to note it, is that these amateurs are not really amateurs.  They are paid for doing their turn.  At the best, they may be termed ‘professional amateurs.’  It stands to reason that the management could not get people to face a rampant audience for nothing, and on such occasions the audience certainly goes mad.  It’s great fun—­for the audience.  But the thing for you to do, and it requires nerve, I assure you, is to go out, make arrangements for two turns, (Wednesday and Saturday nights, I believe), do your two turns, and write it up for the Sunday Intelligencer.”

“But—­but,” she quavered, “I—­I—­” and there was a suggestion of disappointment and tears in her voice.

“I see,” he said kindly.  “You were expecting something else, something different, something better.  We all do at first.  But remember the admiral of the Queen’s Na-vee, who swept the floor and polished up the handle of the big front door.  You must face the drudgery of apprenticeship or quit right now.  What do you say?”

The abruptness with which he demanded her decision startled her.  As she faltered, she could see a shade of disappointment beginning to darken his face.

“In a way it must be considered a test,” he added encouragingly.  “A severe one, but so much the better.  Now is the time.  Are you game?”

“I’ll try,” she said faintly, at the same time making a note of the directness, abruptness, and haste of these city men with whom she was coming in contact.

“Good!  Why, when I started in, I had the dreariest, deadliest details imaginable.  And after that, for a weary time, I did the police and divorce courts.  But it all came well in the end and did me good.  You are luckier in making your start with Sunday work.  It’s not particularly great.  What of it?  Do it.  Show the stuff you’re made of, and you’ll get a call for better work—­better class and better pay.  Now you go out this afternoon to the Loops, and engage to do two turns.”

“But what kind of turns can I do?” Edna asked dubiously.

“Do?  That’s easy.  Can you sing?  Never mind, don’t need to sing.  Screech, do anything—­that’s what you’re paid for, to afford amusement, to give bad art for the populace to howl down.  And when you do your turn, take some one along for chaperon.  Be afraid of no one.  Talk up.  Move about among the amateurs waiting their turn, pump them, study them, photograph them in your brain.  Get the atmosphere, the color, strong color, lots of it.  Dig right in with both hands, and get the essence of it, the spirit, the significance.  What does it mean?  Find out what it means.  That’s what you’re there for.  That’s what the readers of the Sunday Intelligencer want to know.