Nor lute nor lyre his feeble pow’rs attend,
Nor sweeter musick of a virtuous friend;
But everlasting dictates crowd his tongue,
Perversely grave, or positively wrong. 
The still returning tale, and ling’ring jest,
Perplex the fawning niece and pamper’d guest,
While growing hopes scarce awe the gath’ring sneer,
And scarce a legacy can bribe to hear;
The watchful guests still hint the last offence;
The daughter’s petulance, the son’s expense,
Improve his heady rage with treach’rous skill,
And mould his passions till they make his will. 
  Unnumber’d maladies his joints invade,
Lay siege to life, and press the dire blockade;
But unextinguish’d av’rice still remains,
And dreaded losses aggravate his pains;
He turns, with anxious heart and crippled hands,
His bonds of debt, and mortgages of lands;
Or views his coffers with suspicious eyes,
Unlocks his gold, and counts it till he dies. 
  But grant, the virtues of a temp’rate prime
Bless with an age exempt from scorn or crime;
[cc]An age that melts with unperceiv’d decay,
And glides in modest innocence away;
Whose peaceful day benevolence endears,
Whose night congratulating conscience cheers;
The gen’ral fav’rite as the gen’ral friend;
Such age there is, and who shall wish its end[dd]? 
  Yet e’en on this her load misfortune flings,
To press the weary minutes’ flagging wings;
New sorrow rises as the day returns,
A sister sickens, or a daughter mourns. 
Now kindred merit fills the sable bier,
Now lacerated friendship claims a tear;
Year chases year, decay pursues decay,
Still drops some joy from with’ring life away;
New forms arise, and diff’rent views engage,
Superfluous lags the vet’ran on the stage,
Till pitying nature signs the last release,
And bids afflicted worth retire to peace. 
  But few there are whom hours like these await,
Who set unclouded in the gulfs of fate. 
From Lydia’s monarch should the search descend,
By Solon caution’d to regard his end,
In life’s last scene what prodigies surprise,
Fears of the brave, and follies of the wise! 
From Marlb’rough’s eyes the streams of dotage flow,
And Swift expires a driv’ller and a show.
  [ee]The teeming mother, anxious for her race,
Begs for each birth the fortune of a face;
Yet Vane could tell what ills from beauty spring;
And Sedley curs’d the form that pleas’d a king. 
Ye nymphs of rosy lips and radiant eyes,
Whom pleasure keeps too busy to be wise;
Whom joys with soft varieties invite,
By day the frolick, and the dance by night;
Who frown with vanity, who smile with art,
And ask the latest fashion of the heart;
What care, what rules, your heedless charms shall save,
Each nymph your rival, and each youth your slave? 
Against your fame with fondness hate combines,
The rival batters, and the lover mines.