For the present, what is it? “It began”
(saith [3637]Agrippa) “with strong impiety,
with tyranny, oppression,” &c. and so it is
maintained: wealth began it (no matter how got),
wealth continueth and increaseth it. Those Roman
knights were so called, if they could dispend per
annum so much. [3638]In the kingdom of Naples and
France, he that buys such lands, buys the honour,
title, barony, together with it; and they that can
dispend so much amongst us, must be called to bear
office, to be knights, or fine for it, as one observes,
[3639]_nobiliorum ex censu judicant_, our nobles are
measured by their means. And what now is the
object of honour? What maintains our gentry but
wealth? [3640]_Nobilitas sine re projecta vilior alga._
Without means gentry is naught worth, nothing so contemptible
and base. [3641]_Disputare de nobilitate generis,
sine divitiis, est disputare de nobilitate stercoris_,
saith Nevisanus the lawyer, to dispute of gentry without
wealth, is (saving your reverence) to discuss the
original of a merd. So that it is wealth alone
that denominates, money which maintains it, gives
esse to it, for which every man may have it.
And what is their ordinary exercise? [3642]"sit to
eat, drink, lie down to sleep, and rise to play:”
wherein lies their worth and sufficiency? in a few
coats of arms, eagles, lions, serpents, bears, tigers,
dogs, crosses, bends, fesses, &c., and such like baubles,
which they commonly set up in their galleries, porches,
windows, on bowls, platters, coaches, in tombs, churches,
men’s sleeves, &c. [3643]"If he can hawk and
hunt, ride a horse, play at cards and dice, swagger,
drink, swear,” take tobacco with a grace, sing,
dance, wear his clothes in fashion, court and please
his mistress, talk big fustian, [3644]insult, scorn,
strut, contemn others, and use a little mimical and
apish compliment above the rest, he is a complete,
(Egregiam vero laudem) a well-qualified gentleman;
these are most of their employments, this their greatest
commendation. What is gentry, this parchment nobility
then, but as [3645] Agrippa defines it, “a sanctuary
of knavery and naughtiness, a cloak for wickedness
and execrable vices, of pride, fraud, contempt, boasting,
oppression, dissimulation, lust, gluttony, malice,
fornication, adultery, ignorance, impiety?”
A nobleman therefore in some likelihood, as he concludes,
is an “atheist, an oppressor, an epicure, a [3646]gull,
a dizzard, an illiterate idiot, an outside, a glowworm,
a proud fool, an arrant ass,” Ventris et
inguinis mancipium, a slave to his lust and belly,
solaque libidine fortis. And as Salvianus
observed of his countrymen the Aquitanes in France,
sicut titulis primi fuere, sic et vitiis (as
they were the first in rank so also in rottenness);
and Cabinet du Roy, their own writer, distinctly of
the rest. “The nobles of Berry are most
part lechers, they of Touraine thieves, they of Narbonne
covetous, they of Guienne coiners, they of Provence


