decisions contrary to the word of God, that they
may not offend their patron, but retain the
favour of the great, the applause of the multitude,
and thereby acquire riches for themselves; for they
approach Theology, not that they may perform
a sacred duty, but make a fortune: nor
to promote the interests of the church, but to pillage
it: seeking, as Paul says, not the things
which are of Jesus Christ, but what may be their
own: not the treasure of their Lord, but the
enrichment of themselves and their followers.
Nor does this evil belong to those of humbler
birth and fortunes only, it possesses the middle
and higher ranks, bishops excepted. “O
Pontiffs, tell the efficacy of gold in sacred
matters!” Avarice often leads the highest men
astray, and men, admirable in all other respects:
these find a salvo for simony; and, striking
against this rock of corruption, they do not
shear but flay the flock; and, wherever they teem,
plunder, exhaust, raze, making shipwreck of
their reputation, if not of their souls also.
Hence it appears that this malady did not flow from
the humblest to the highest classes, but vice
versa, so that the maxim is true although
spoken in jest—“he bought first, therefore
has the best right to sell.” For
a Simoniac (that I may use the phraseology of
Leo) has not received a favour; since he has not received
one he does not possess one; and since he does
not possess one he cannot confer one. So
far indeed are some of those who are placed at the
helm from promoting others, that they completely
obstruct them, from a consciousness of the means
by which themselves obtained the honour. For
he who imagines that they emerged from their obscurity
through their learning, is deceived; indeed,
whoever supposes promotion to be the reward
of genius, erudition, experience, probity, piety, and
poetry (which formerly was the case, but nowadays
is only promised) is evidently deranged.
How or when this malady commenced, I shall not further
inquire; but from these beginnings, this accumulation
of vices, all her calamities and miseries have
been brought upon the Church; hence such frequent
acts of simony, complaints, fraud, impostures—
from this one fountain spring all its conspicuous
iniquities. I shall not press the question
of ambition and courtly flattery, lest they
may be chagrined about luxury, base examples of life,
which offend the honest, wanton drinking parties, &c.
Yet; hence is that academic squalor, the muses
now look sad, since every low fellow ignorant
of the arts, by those very arts rises, is promoted,
and grows rich, distinguished by ambitious titles,
and puffed up by his numerous honours; he just
shows himself to the vulgar, and by his stately
carriage displays a species of majesty, a remarkable
solicitude, letting down a flowing beard, decked in
a brilliant toga resplendent with purple, and
respected also on account of the splendour of
his household and number of his servants. There
are certain statues placed in sacred edifices


