Chantecler eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 143 pages of information about Chantecler.

Chantecler eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 143 pages of information about Chantecler.

CHANTECLER
[Sadly.] I was never anything but kind!

PATOU [Showing the ring which has formed, the faces lighted with hateful eagerness.] Look at them! [All necks are craned, all eyes shine; it is hideous. CHANTECLER looks, understands, and bows his head.]

THE PHEASANT-HEN
[With a cry of rage.] It’s a disgrace!  A disgrace to the name of fowl!

CHANTECLER [Raising his head again.] So be it.  But they shall at least learn to-day who I was, and my secret—­

PATOU
No, don’t tell them, if it’s what my old dreamer’s heart has apprehended!

CHANTECLER [Addressing the multitude, in a loud voice, solemnly, like one confessing his faith.] Know, all of you, that it is I—­[Deep silence falls.  To the WHITE PILE, who has given a sign of impatience.] Your pardon, excellent duellist, but I have a mind, before getting myself killed, to do something brave—­

THE WHITE PILE
[Surprised.] Ah?

CHANTECLER
Yes,—­get myself laughed at!

THE PHEASANT-HEN
No, dearest, no!  Don’t do it!

CHANTECLER I wish to perish amid salvos of laughter! [To the crowd.] Riot, spirit of Mockery!  Disciples of the Blackbird, prepare! [In a still louder voice, hammering home every word.] It is I, who, by my song, bring back the light of day! [Amazement, then vast laughter shakes the multitude.] Is the merriment well under way?  On guard!

THE GOLDEN PADUA COCK
[Nodding his plume.] Gentlemen, engage!

VOICES [Amid storms of laughter.] Funny!  Side-splitting!  Was anything ever so droll?  I shall die laughing!

THE BLACKBIRD
The old Gallic love of a joke is not dead!

A CHICKEN
He sings light into the sky!

A DUCK
The Sun gets up to hear him!

CHANTECLER [Avoiding the blows which the WHITE PILE is beginning to aim at him.] Yes, it is I who give you back the Day!

A CHICK
And a jolly fine day it is!

CHANTECLER [While parrying and attacking.] The crowing of other Cocks, able neither to make nor mar, is no better nor worse than sonorous sneezing!  Mine—­[He is wounded.]

A VOICE
Biff!  In the neck!

CHANTECLER
—­mine makes—­[He is again wounded.]

THE TURKEY
Insufferable self-sufficiency!

CHANTECLER
—­the light—­[Again he is struck.]

A VOICE
Biff!  On the neb!

CHANTECLER
—­the light appear!

A VOICE
Biff!  In the eye!

CHANTECLER
[Blinded with blood.] Yes, the light!

A VOICE
[Sneering.] Better have let sleeping darkness lie!

CHANTECLER [Automatically repeating beneath his adversary’s blows.] It is I who make the dawn appear!

PATOU
[Barking.] Aye!  Aye!  Aye!

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