Plays eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 309 pages of information about Plays.

Plays eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 309 pages of information about Plays.

LEONID.  Then I shan’t enter the service, Potapych; I shall come directly to the country, and here I shall live.

POTAPYCH.  You must enter the service, sir.

LEONID.  What’s that you say?  Much I must!  They’ll make me a copying clerk! [He sits down upon a bench.

POTAPYCH.  No, sir, why should you work yourself?  That’s not the way to do things!  They’ll find a position for you—­of the most gentlemanly, delicate sort; your clerks will work, but you’ll be their chief, over all of them.  And promotions will come to you of themselves.

LEONID.  Perhaps they will make me vice-governor, or elect me marshal of the nobility.

POTAPYCH.  It’s not improbable.

LEONID.  Well, and when I’m vice-governor, shall you be afraid of me?

POTAPYCH.  Why should I be afraid?  Let others cringe, but for us it’s all the same.  You are our master:  that’s honor enough for us.

LEONID. [Not hearing] Tell me, Potapych, have we many pretty girls here?

POTAPYCH.  Why, really, sir, if you think it over, why shouldn’t there be girls?  There are some on the estate, and among the house servants; only it must be said that in these matters the household is very strictly run.  Our mistress, owing to her strict life and her piety, looks after that very carefully.  Now just take this:  she herself marries off the protegees and housemaids whom she likes.  If a man pleases her, she marries the girl off to him, and even gives her a dowry, not a big one—­needless to say.  There are always two or three protegees on the place.  The mistress takes a little girl from some one or other and brings her up; and when she is seventeen or eighteen years old, then, without any talk, she marries her off to some clerk or townsman, just as she takes a notion, and sometimes even to a nobleman.  Ah, yes, sir!  Only what an existence for these protegees, sir!  Misery!

LEONID.  But why?

POTAPYCH.  They have a hard time.  The lady says:  “I have found you a prospective husband, and now,” she says, “the wedding will be on such and such a day, and that’s an end to it; and don’t one of you dare to argue about it!” It’s a case of get along with you to the man you’re told to.  Because, sir, I reason this way:  who wants to see disobedience in a person he’s brought up?  And sometimes it happens that the bride doesn’t like the groom, nor the groom the bride:  then the lady falls into a great rage.  She even goes out of her head.  She took a notion to marry one protegee to a petty shopkeeper in town; but he, an unpolished individual, was going to resist.  “The bride doesn’t please me,” he said, “and, besides, I don’t want to get married yet.”  So the mistress complained at once to the town bailiff and to the priest:  well, they brought the blockhead round.

LEONID.  You don’t say.

POTAPYCH.  Yes, sir.  And even if the mistress sees a girl at one of her acquaintances’, she immediately looks up a husband for her.  Our mistress reasons this way:  that they are stupid; that if she doesn’t look after them closely now, they’ll just waste their life and never amount to anything.  That’s the way, sir.  Some people, because of their stupidity, hide girls from the mistress, so that she may never set eyes on them; because if she does, it’s all up with the girls.

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