the servant that accompanied him, he opened his door
with the passe-partout key, and proceeded to
his chamber, without meeting anybody, where he found
his beloved spouse asleep on the bed with her gallant.
The opening of the door waked them: the young
fellow immediately leaped out of the window, which
looked into the garden, and was open, it being summer,
and escaped over the fields, leaving his breeches
on a chair by the bedside—very striking
circumstance. In short, the case was such, I
do not think the queen of fairies herself could have
found an excuse, though Chaucer tells us she has made
a solemn promise to leave none of her sex unfurnished
with one, to all eternity. As to the poor criminal,
she had nothing to say for herself but what I dare
swear you will hear from your youngest daughter, if
ever you catch her stealing of sweetmeats—“Pray,
pray, she would do so no more, and indeed it was the
first time.” This last article found no
credit with me: I cannot be persuaded that any
woman who had lived virtuous till forty (for such
is her age) could suddenly be endowed with such consummate
impudence, to solicit a youth at first sight, there
being no probability, his age and station considered,
that he would have made any attempt of that kind.
I must confess I was wicked enough to think the unblemished
reputation she had hitherto maintained, and did not
fail to put us in mind of, was owing to a series of
such frolics; and to say truth, they are the only
amours that can reasonably hope to remain undiscovered.
Ladies that can resolve to make love thus extempore,
may pass unobserved, especially if they can content
themselves with low life, where fear may oblige their
favourites to secrecy: there wants only a very
lewd constitution, a very bad heart, and a moderate
understanding, to make this conduct easy: and
I do not doubt it has been practised by many prudes
beside her I am now speaking of. You may be sure
I did not communicate these reflections. The first
word I spoke was to desire Signer Carlo to sheathe
his poniard, not being pleased with its glittering!
He did so very readily, begging my pardon for not
having done it on my first appearance, saying he did
not know what he did, and indeed he had the countenance
and gesture of a man distracted. I did not endeavour
a defence; that seemed to me impossible; but represented
to him, as well as I could, the crime of a murder,
which, if he could justify before men, was still a
crying sin before God; the disgrace he would bring
on himself and posterity, and irreparable injury he
would do his eldest daughter, a pretty girl of fifteen,
that I knew he was extremely fond of. I added,
that if he thought it proper to part from his lady,
he might easily find a pretext for it some months hence;
and that it was as much his interest as hers to conceal
this affair from the knowledge of the world.
I could not presently make him taste these reasons,
and was forced to stay there near five hours (almost


