The Land of Little Rain eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 113 pages of information about The Land of Little Rain.

The Land of Little Rain eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 113 pages of information about The Land of Little Rain.

There was more human interest in the origin of Squaw Gulch, though it tickled no humor.  It was Dimmick’s squaw from Aurora way.  If Dimmick had been anything except New Englander he would have called her a mahala, but that would not have bettered his behavior.  Dimmick made a strike, went East, and the squaw who had been to him as his wife took to drink.  That was the bald way of stating it in the Aurora country.  The milk of human kindness, like some wine, must not be uncorked too much in speech lest it lose savor.  This is what they did.  The woman would have returned to her own people, being far gone with child, but the drink worked her bane.  By the river of this ravine her pains overtook her.  There Jim Calkins, prospecting, found her dying with a three days’ babe nozzling at her breast.  Jim heartened her for the end, buried her, and walked back to Poso, eighteen miles, the child poking in the folds of his denim shirt with small mewing noises, and won support for it from the rough-handed folks of that place.  Then he came back to Squaw Gulch, so named from that day, and discovered the Bully Boy.  Jim humbly regarded this piece of luck as interposed for his reward, and I for one believed him.  If it had been in mediaeval times you would have had a legend or a ballad.  Bret Harte would have given you a tale.  You see in me a mere recorder, for I know what is best for you; you shall blow out this bubble from your own breath.

You could never get into any proper relation to Jimville unless you could slough off and swallow your acquired prejudices as a lizard does his skin.  Once wanting some womanly attentions, the stage-driver assured me I might have them at the Nine-Mile House from the lady barkeeper.  The phrase tickled all my after-dinner-coffee sense of humor into an anticipation of Poker Flat.  The stage-driver proved himself really right, though you are not to suppose from this that Jimville had no conventions and no caste.  They work out these things in the personal equation largely.  Almost every latitude of behavior is allowed a good fellow, one no liar, a free spender, and a backer of his friends’ quarrels.  You are respected in as much ground as you can shoot over, in as many pretensions as you can make good.

That probably explains Mr. Fanshawe, the gentlemanly faro dealer of those parts, built for the role of Oakhurst, going white-shirted and frock-coated in a community of overalls; and persuading you that whatever shifts and tricks of the game were laid to his deal, he could not practice them on a person of your penetration.  But he does.  By his own account and the evidence of his manners he had been bred for a clergyman, and he certainly has gifts for the part.  You find him always in possession of your point of view, and with an evident though not obtrusive desire to stand well with you.  For an account of his killings, for his way with women and the way of women with him, I refer you to Brown of Calaveras and some others

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