When beasts could speak, (the learned say
  They still can do so every day,)
  It seems they had religion then,
  As much as now we find in men. 
  It happened, when a plague broke out,
  (Which therefore made them more devout,)
  The king of brutes (to make it plain,
  Of quadrupeds I only mean)
  By proclamation gave command
  That every subject in the land
  Should to the priest confess their sins;
  And thus the pious Wolf begins:—­
  ’Good father, I must own with shame,
  That often I have been to blame: 
  I must confess, on Friday last,
  Wretch that I was!  I broke my fast: 
  But I defy the basest tongue
  To prove I did my neighbour wrong;
  Or ever went to seek my food,
  By rapine, theft, or thirst of blood.’

  The Ass approaching next, confessed
  That in his heart he loved a jest: 
  A wag he was, he needs must own,
  And could not let a dunce alone: 

  Sometimes his friend he would not spare,
  And might perhaps be too severe: 
  But yet the worst that could be said,
  He was a wit both born and bred;
  And, if it be a sin and shame,
  Nature alone must bear the blame: 
  One fault he has, is sorry for’t,
  His ears are half a foot too short;
  Which could he to the standard bring,
  He’d show his face before the king: 
  Then for his voice, there’s none disputes
  That he’s the nightingale of brutes.

  The Swine with contrite heart allowed
  His shape and beauty made him proud: 
  In diet was perhaps too nice,
  But gluttony was ne’er his vice: 
  In every turn of life content,
  And meekly took what fortune sent;
  Inquire through all the parish round,
  A better neighbour ne’er was found;
  His vigilance might some displease;
  ’Tis true, he hated sloth like pease.

  The mimic Ape began his chatter,
  How evil tongues his life bespatter;
  Much of the censuring world complained,
  Who said, his gravity was feigned: 
  Indeed, the strictness of his morals
  Engaged him in a hundred quarrels: 
  He saw, and he was grieved to see ’t,
  His zeal was sometimes indiscreet: 
  He found his virtues too severe
  For our corrupted times to bear;
  Yet such a lewd licentious age
  Might well excuse a stoic’s rage.

  The Goat advanced with decent pace,
  And first excused his youthful face;
  Forgiveness begged that he appeared
  (’Twas Nature’s fault) without a beard. 
  ’Tis true, he was not much inclined
  To fondness for the female kind: 
  Not, as his enemies object,
  From chance, or natural defect;

  Not by his frigid constitution;
  But through a pious resolution: 
  For he had made a holy vow
  Of chastity, as monks do now: 
  Which he resolved to keep for ever hence
  And strictly too, as doth his reverence.