There's Pippins and Cheese to Come eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 129 pages of information about There's Pippins and Cheese to Come.

There's Pippins and Cheese to Come eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 129 pages of information about There's Pippins and Cheese to Come.

It was Daniel who sat with the lions.  But there are degrees of bravery.  On Long Street, within sight of my window—­just where the street gets into its most tangled traffic—­there has hung for many years the painted signboard of a veterinary surgeon.  Its artist was in the first flourish of youth.  Old age had not yet chilled him when he mixed his gaudy colors.  The surgeon’s name is set up in modest letters, but the horse below flames with color.  What a flaring nostril!  What an eager eye!  How arched the neck!  Here is a wrath and speed unknown to the quadrupeds of this present Long Street.  Such mild-eyed, accumbent, sharp-ribbed horses as now infest the curb—­mere whittlings from a larger age—­hang their heads at their degeneracy.  Indeed, these horses seem to their owners not to be worth the price of a nostrum.  If disease settles in them, let them lean against a post until the fit is past!  And of a consequence, the doctor’s work has fallen off.  It has become a rare occasion when it is permitted him to stroke his chin in contemplation of some inner palsy.  Therefore to give his wisdom scope, the doctor some time since announced the cellar of the building to be a hospital for dogs.  Must I press the analogy?  I have seen the doctor with bowl and spoon in hand take leave of the cheerful world.  He opens the cellar door.  A curdling yelp comes up the stairs.  In the abyss below there are twenty dogs at least, all of them sick, all dangerous.  Not since Orion led his hunting pack across the heavens has there been so fierce a sound.  The door closes.  There is a final yelp, such as greets a bone.  Doubtless, by this time, they are munching on the doctor.  Good sir, had you lived in pre-apostolic days, your name would have been lined with Daniel’s in the hymn.  I might have spent my earliest treble in your praise.

But there are other kinds of dogs.  Gentlest of readers, have you ever passed a few days at Tunbridge Wells?  It lies on one of the roads that run from London to the Channel and for several hundred years persons have gone there to take the waters against the more fashionable ailments.  Its chief fame was in the days when rich folk, to ward off for the season a touch of ancestral gout, travelled down from London in their coaches.  We may fancy Lord Thingumdo crossing his sleek legs inside or putting his head to the window on the change of horses.  He has outriders and a horn to sound his coming.  His Lordship has a liver that must be mended, but also he has a weakness for the gaming table.  Or Lady Euphemia, wrapped in silks, languishes mornings in her lodgings with a latest novel, but goes forth at noon upon the Pantilles to shop in the stalls.  A box of patches must be bought.  A lace flounce has caught her eye.  Bless her dear eyes, as she bends upon her purchase she is fair to look upon.  The Grand Rout is set for tonight.  Who knows but that the Duke will put the tender question and will ask her to name the happy day?

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