Three Laws of Robotic Sexuality (1982) is a novel by French writer Roland C. Wagner. It parodies Isaac Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics by introducing a corresponding set of Laws which govern robots used for sexual gratification. The Three Laws of Wagner are:
- First Law: A robot cannot copulate with a human being without his agreement; nor can it be passive and let this human masturbate.
- Second Law: A robot must obey all perverse desires of human beings, except if they are in contradiction with the First Law.
- Third Law: A robot must protect its virginity if such protection is not in contradiction with the First or Second Laws.
The story is available online at http://noosfere.com/heberg/rcw/extraits/3laws.htm.
