Free Tripmaster Monkey: His Fake Book Quiz

1)

Who was Wittman's best friend at college? (from Chapter 3: Twisters and Shouters)

Gary Koumas

Jackson Vernon

Sunny Fornica

Lance Kamiyama

2)

What does Wittman say Chinese actors are prohibited from playing on TV? (from Chapter 9: One-Man Show)

Oriental parts

Non-oriental parts

Positive parts

Negative parts

3)

Who of the following is not a winner of the party? (from Chapter 4: The Winners of the Party)

Harry Franks

Charles Bogard Shaw

Judy Lois

Nanci Lee

4)

What does A.J.A stand for? (from Chapter 3: Twisters and Shouters)

Americans of Jewish Ancestry

Armenian Jack of America

Army Jocks with Attitude

Americans of Japanese Ancestry

5)

What kind of car does Tasa own? (from Chapter 4: The Winners of the Party)

A Caddilac

A BMW

A Porsche

A Mercedes

6)

What does Wittman call his grandmother? (from Chapter 5: Ruby Long Legs' and Zeppelin's Song of the Open Road)

Philly

Popo

Sonny

Rita

7)

What does Wittman object to on TV? (from Chapter 9: One-Man Show)

White domination

White soap operas

Chinese documentaries

Chinese stereotypes

8)

What drink do the audience toast Tasa and Wittman with? (from Chapter 9: One-Man Show)

White wine

Beer

Champagne

Punch

9)

Where does Wittman's mother live? (from Chapter 5: Ruby Long Legs' and Zeppelin's Song of the Open Road)

Rushmore

Berkeley

Beverly Hills

Sacramento

10)

What does Lance cook for breakfast? (from Chapter 4: The Winners of the Party)

Fried potatos

Bacon and toast

An omelet

Poached eggs

11)

What is Loong's nickname? (from Chapter 7: A Pear Garden in the West)

Slippery Snake

Angry Goat

Hairy Horse

Little Dragon

12)

Which of the following is a Chang characteristic? (from Chapter 5: Ruby Long Legs' and Zeppelin's Song of the Open Road)

Cheapness

Intelligence

Arrogance

Finesse

13)

Which English poet does Wittman reference? (from Chapter 4: The Winners of the Party)

Wordsworth

Beardsley

Milton

Tennyson

14)

What does Wittman offer the firemen if they agree to overlook the violation? (from Chapter 8: Bones and Jones)

Free tickets

Acting lessons

A dancer

Money

15)

What is the name of the girl Wittman kisses at the party? (from Chapter 3: Twisters and Shouters)

Jasmine

Philly

Wren

Tasa

16)

What was the name of Ruby's dance troupe? (from Chapter 7: A Pear Garden in the West)

The War Bonds Rescue China Act

Love in the Afternoon

The Nurse Betty Can-can dancers

The Japanese Geisha Dancers

17)

What kind of permit do the firemen tell Wittman he should have? (from Chapter 8: Bones and Jones)

A fireworks permit

An ethnic permit

A firearms permit

A theater permit

18)

What is the name of the man at the Employment Office near Chinatown? (from Chapter 6: A Song for Occupations)

Mr. Lee

Mr. Payno

Mr. Sanchez

Mr. Poncho

19)

Which of the following lines do the reviewers not use to describe the play? (from Chapter 9: One-Man Show)

Exotic

A real ching along

Snaps, crackers and pops like singing rice

East meets West

20)

What is the only thing the audience hear Wittman say to Tasa? (from Chapter 9: One-Man Show)

Go home and cook

I'll love you forever

Marry me properly

Leave me in peace

21)

What is the name of Wittman's mother? (from Chapter 5: Ruby Long Legs' and Zeppelin's Song of the Open Road)

Sally

Wren

Daisy

Ruby

22)

What is Lincoln's job? (from Chapter 6: A Song for Occupations)

Property owner

Theater owner

Restaurant owner

Writer

23)

Where did Zeppelin and his friends take Popo for a picnic? (from Chapter 5: Ruby Long Legs' and Zeppelin's Song of the Open Road)

The meadows

The river

The mountains

The forest

24)

Why does Wittman's mother now refuse to support the Vietnam War? (from Chapter 7: A Pear Garden in the West)

She lost her family during WWII

She saw too much during WWII

Wittman may be called up

The Vietnam War is wrong

25)

What does Lance claim all the girls at the party are? (from Chapter 3: Twisters and Shouters)

Stewardesses

Models

Waitresses

Dancers

Tripmaster Monkey: His Fake Book Quiz