Summary

Paul has never told anyone that his middle name is Conrad. He was named for his father and has hidden that fact from everyone, including Connie. His middle initial is included in his online biography, meaning the person there knows him well.

In the office, Paul sits and watches Connie for awhile. She is beautiful. Connie says that Paul “objectified her” because of her looks, then complained when he found out she was human with human faults and frailties. As he watches, he realizes that she juggles man tasks in the office and that he has never fully understood her job. Paul scrolls through his phone, which he calls the “me-machine,” while he watches. That's when he discovers that someone has been posting to sports blogs in his name. Paul always posts as YazFanOne, but the new posts are in Paul's real name.

Paul...