"Life's like a penis; When it's soft you can't beat it; when it's hard you get screwed." —The Fat Man Chapter 2, Page 11.

"Sure he can. Listen, Basch, there are a number of LAWS OF THE HOUSE OF GOD. LAW NUMBER ONE: GOMERS DON'T DIE." —The Fat Man Chapter 3, Page 34.

"Money," I said, "there's a lot of money in shit."—Roy Chapter 3, Page 35.

"LAW NUMBER TWO: GOMERS GO TO GROUND."—The Fat Man Chapter 3, Page 36.

"All right all right so you panicked and you feel like shit. I know. It's awful and it's not the last time neither. Just don't forget what you saw. LAW NUMBER THREE: AT A CARDIAC ARREST, THE FIRST PROCEDURE IS TO TAKE YOUR OWN PULSE." —The Fat Man Chapter 3 Page 40.

"Enough of that," said the Fat Man. "Potts, you listen to me. There's a LAW you gota learn. LAW...