Fuck You, I'm Rich and Driving the Saddle Road Summary and Analysis

Hunter faces several problems. Not only must he care for Rupert, Ralph's sick dog, but he also owes rent to Mr. Heem, who will surely be upset that his flooded compound is now encrusted with a red scum produced by the soggy remains of a thousand firecrackers. Ackerman, too, has troubles. While he was away in South Point, half his marijuana crop was stolen. Now Ackerman must pick the remaining plants before the thieves return for the rest.

Ackerman convinces Hunter that saving his crop will fix all of their financial issues. Ackerman plans to mail his harvest to a ranch in Texas. Hunter reasons that the plan will either work perfectly or fail spectacularly enough that they will know not to pick up the...