Chapter 13 Summary

Violet screams at Coach Genghis to tell her where her friends are, but he ignores her. Genghis launches into an explanation of how the Baudelaires ran their laps, but had to run to their exams, leaving the ribbon, Klaus's glasses and Sunny behind. He discovered the plan when the bag of flour did not follow them. After kicking what he thought was Sunny, he realized he had been duped.

Genghis then convinces Nero to expel the children because they cheated by having the Quagmires run their laps for them. Nero is only too happy to agree and cheers at the opportunity of expelling them. Genghis tells Nero that the Quagmire children have been placed in the cafeteria with the two serving women and will be forced to whisk eggs all day as punishment. The Baudelaires don't believe Genghis and Klaus calls him a...