Bernard Litko

Bernard Litko (Sexual Perversity in Chicago) is a twenty-something man who works in an office with friend and colleague Danny Shapiro. Litko is a single man who only seems to be out for sex, paying little mind to the woman behind the body. Litko is a master of facades, often hiding his true self under a layer of constant anger, disgust, and feigned superiority.

Litko's most vulnerable moment comes when he tells the story about the incident in the movie theater when he was a boy. Litko finds it shocking that a man would simply reach over and grab his penis while cartoons are being shown on the screen. It is even more disturbing to Litko that the man had to reach over the body of another man to do it. Although Litko is outraged at the thought of a man touching him as a child, it...