John Self

John Self is an ad man and the director of a movie that is alternately called "Bad Money" and "Good Money." He lives in London, England, until he is contacted by Fielding Goodney, the producer for his movie. John goes to New York to take part in the casting for the movie. He leaves behind his girlfriend, Selina Street, but is afraid that she is cheating on him when he is not there. John is good at working with the actors on the film, helping placate their needs so the film goes smoothly. He has a crush on a woman named Martina Twain, which works out for him when he finds out Selina is sleeping with Martina's husband Ossie. He dates Martina for a brief time, but they break up after Martina catches him in bed with Selina. Selina admits she set the whole thing up because...