Let's Pretend This Never Happened - And That’s Why You Should Learn to Pick Your Battles – Bonus Chapter: There’s a Serious Lack of Prostitutes on This Tour Summary & Analysis

Jenny Lawson
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And That’s Why You Should Learn to Pick Your Battles - Jenny and Victor argue over buying new towels. Jenny wants new towels, while Victor reminds her she just bought new towels.When Jenny goes shopping with Laura, Jenny buys a giant metal rooster instead. She leaves it at the front door of her house, rings the doorbell and hides, and watches Victor come to the door. He sighs and closes the door. Jenny names the rooster Beyonce. She positions the chicken to look in Victor's office window. Jenny considers it the best fifteenth wedding anniversary ever. She believes that Beyonce would never have been purchased if she would have been allowed to purchase new hand towels.

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