I live with Mom, Grandma, and Grampa in an old, stuffy house on the grounds of the U.S. Naval Observatory. That's because my Grampa is the Vice President. His name is Mike Pence.
-- Marlon Bundo (N/A)

Importance: This quote establishes the book as a parody of the Pence book Marlon Bundo's Day in the Life of the Vice President. It does so by naming the Vice President and focusing on his residence at the Naval Observatory which is a focal point in the original Pence story. In addition, the parallel between the two books is extended by the way the author spells "Grampa" exactly the same way as it is spelled in the Pence version.

You see, sometimes old, stuffy houses are also lonely.
-- Marlon Bundo (N/A)

Importance: This quote establishes the fact that Marlon Bundo does not have a loving support system at home, even though he lives with his extended family. The loneliness that he...