Johnny the Homicidal Maniac: Director's Cut Quotes

Johnny the Homicidal Maniac: Director's Cut Quotes

"That's all I seem to do now. I have to work to keep you alive, to feed you. I haven't smiled once since you were born. Go to sleep." — Part 1, page 9.

"Damn! That one really put up a struggle! Scraped me up like he was a cat on crack! Nothing quite brings out the zest for life in a person like the thought of their impending death." — Part 1, page 11.

"Whether in a suit or in a loincloth, people are ignorant, little thorns, cutting into one another." — Part 1, page 15.

"Such amusing fiction, these stories they tell. It always comes to this. If they really had a desire to live, they would've been more aware of how easy it is to die, would've chosen their actions more wisely. In these moments, you can tell they're not...
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