Chapter 42, 8 - November, Year of the Depend Adult Undergarment, Chapter 43, 30 April/1 May, Year of the Depend Adult Undergarment, and Chapter 44, Year of the Depend Adult Undergarment Summary

Mario Incandenza creates a film interpretation of the formation of the O.N.A.N., which is not as well-received as his father's films were, but becomes popular with adults and adolescents. A synopsis of the film follows, but is interrupted by an account of Lyle listening to students working out in the weight room. Lyle tells some of the students never to underestimate objects. Hal Incandenza has compulsion issues about nicotine, but can't smoke because it will affect his tennis drills. He instead uses smokeless chewing tobacco. Mario's film contains several headlines...