Chapter 21, 30 April - Year of the Depend Adult Undergarment, Chapter 22, 3 November - Y.D.A.U, Chapter 23, Year of the Purdue Wonder Chicken, Chapter 24, Helen Steeply's Article, Chapter 25, Tally of Separatist Organizations, Chapter 25, Videophony Summary

An oiled guru sits in spandex in the weight room of the Enfield Tennis Academy. No one knows why the man comes there or where he comes from, but he's always in there. He likes to lick people after they workout, then give them fitness advice. The man's name is supposedly Lyle. Someone referred to as "yrstruly" tells a story about himself, a person named C, and Poor Tony hanging out, shooting people and stealing money from...